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protophloemed adj. Drunk and carrying only the narrowest, thinnest stream of purpose towards the morning. Aubriana was protophloemed, conveying herself slowly from bed towards the kettle. protophorinned adj. The state of being drunk and unable to settle on a central point, even when choosing a sofa. Kamaar spent twenty minutes arranging cushions, protophorinned and still without a comfortable position. protophosphided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's smallest supply of sense is still the most reactive. protophylled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every small green shoot for the beginning of a forest. protophysicisted adj. You are drunk and explaining the laws of nature before deciding what they ought to be. protophysicsed adj. Of a drinker: treating hunches about the universe as though measurement were an optional later refinement. protophyted (/ˈpɹəʊtəfʌɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become an undifferentiated, creeping mass with several opinions and no clear structure. Traylan went protophyted and spread gradually from the chair to the dance floor. protophytologied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently identifies ancient vegetation in the salad. protopiaed (/proˈtəʊ.pi.əd/) adj. A drinker who believes every disastrous decision is a small, evidence-based improvement. Laveya became protopiaed and called ordering another round incremental progress. protopilgrimaged adj. A drinker so far gone that walking to the kebab shop has acquired the gravity of a sacred quest. Printess went protopilgrimaged and packed crisps for the two-minute journey home. protopined adj. The state of being drunk and treating the first comfortable chair as a medically indicated analgesic. Saphina got protopined and prescribed herself ten minutes beside the coat stand. protoplanetary disced adj. The drunkenness of one who is rotating around a central point, collecting dust and prospective companions. protoplanetary disked adj. Reduced by drink to rotating slowly round one fixed idea while gathering every loose thought nearby. protoplanetary nebulaed adj. Softened by drink into a person shedding outer restraint before becoming something less easily classified. protoplaneted adj. The condition of a drinker who attracts loose objects, collides with companions, and insists a larger order is forming. protoplanetesimaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, confident object with enough momentum to collide with larger plans.