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protoporphyrinogened adj. Reduced by drink to a precursor of a household transformation, usually involving toast and the sofa. protopresbytered adj. Sharpened by drink into an archpriest of the kitchen, delivering solemn instructions about the fridge light. Brooksley grew protopresbytered in the kitchen, delivering solemn instructions about the fridge light. protopresbyteried adj. Loosened by drink into a jurisdiction extending from the sofa to the cupboard, with no clear boundaries. protopriested adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cardinal approaching the sofa, one cushion at a time. protoproletariated adj. Drunk and forming a workforce of unskilled helpers, none of whom can operate the dishwasher. protopsaltised adj. Drunk to the point where every kitchen noise receives a Byzantine chant and a measured response. Arjuna became protopsaltised and sang the kettle through its entire boiling cycle. protopsychologied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary explanation, and now attributing the missing glass to childhood. Herbet became protopsychologied and blamed the empty tumbler on formative experiences. protopsychologisted adj. Drunk enough to investigate the sofa's emotional needs before considering your own. Sharesse got protopsychologisted and asked the sofa whether it felt neglected during dinner. protopterided adj. Drunk beyond the point of walking, with the sofa serving as both lungfish and shoreline. Geneane was protopterided, breathing steadily from the sofa while the kitchen remained unexplored. protoptiled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the first soft layer of the household attached to your clothes. Bleon was protoptiled, carrying a cushion's down across the kitchen like a second covering. protopunked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes reheating leftovers feel like an act of musical rebellion. protoracismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unfamiliar preference becomes evidence of an ancient division. protoracisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken personal impressions for an ancient classification system. Brandeis got protoracisted and divided the room according to invented ancestral temperaments. protorapped adj. Reduced by drink to rhythmic speech, preliminary gestures, and considerable certainty about their importance. Hawkeye became protorapped and performed the origin of the queue in measured couplets. protoreasterosided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a complicated steroid glycoside with no further plans beyond the sofa. Fallynn was protoreasterosided, chemically committed to the sofa and unable to reach the water. protoreceptored adj. Drunk on the strength of specialist cells that detect light, particularly the unforgiving kitchen light. Faydean was protoreceptored and retreated from the kitchen as soon as the light came on.