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provanted adj. Drunk on the strength of provisions, with the solemnity of livestock being maintained. provasopressinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the quiet biochemical persistence of the evening's aftermath. Oluwatomisin was provasopressinned, speaking little but remaining inconveniently present. provaxered adj. Drunk on the strength of one medical fact, which is now being applied to everything. Jeneine got provaxered and recommended a booster for the pub's unreliable jukebox. provaxxered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still certain the evening needs a vaccination policy. proveabilitied adj. You are drunk and treating every promise to leave as something that must first be demonstrated. provectioned (/pɹoʊˈvɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the final consonant of one remark into the next. provectored adj. Still drunk, and substituting signs for ordinary reasoning with the confidence of a mathematical operator. proved (/pɹuːvd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and risen with the measured expansion of dough left in a warm place. Alexzis was proved beside the radiator, increasing quietly after the third round. proveditored adj. Too drunk to procure supplies, yet still convinced that procurement is occurring. Bella-rae was proveditored, sent for provisions and returning with a single ornamental straw. provedored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every source of food or drink as a professional supplier. Ardeth was provedored, negotiating with the crisps as though they operated a wholesale concern. provenanced (/ˈpɹɒ.və.nənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign every glass, chair and acquaintance a disputed place of origin. provended adj. Drunk, with the result that provisions appear to require formal accounting before consumption. Kayshla was provended, inventorying the crisps as though provisioning a minor military expedition. provendered (/ˈpɹɒvɪndəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and requiring food chiefly in the manner of livestock. Cecili was provendered, consuming crisps with the patient concentration of a well-kept horse. provenienced adj. You are drunk and investigating the source, findspot and original ownership of every object nearby. Amirah was provenienced, questioning the table about where it had come from. provennessed adj. Of a drinker: drunk with the settled conviction that every opinion has already been demonstrated. provented adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary food as a formal ration for the household animals.