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providenced (/ˈpɹɒvɪdənsd/) adj. Of a drinker: preparing meticulously for the future, chiefly by placing water beside the bed. provident funded adj. Of a drinker who has secured tomorrow's recovery in advance, then forgotten where. Lavernon was provident funded, though the promised bottle of water remained undiscovered. providentialismed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every morning-after consequence as already ordained. providentialisted adj. A drinker who finds destiny in each misplaced object and every delayed apology. providentnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that careful economy consists of preserving one biscuit for later. providered (/pɹəˈvaɪ.də(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and supplying everyone with remedies, opinions and unnecessary toast. providershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for everyone's recovery, without recovering personally. providinged (/pɹəˈvaɪdɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting whatever has been provided, particularly cold toast and practical advice. providored adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies the household with explanations before breakfast. province-level citied adj. Sharpened by drink into a centrally managed urban project, with breakfast treated as infrastructure. province-level municipalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a centrally administered settlement whose boundaries no longer include the bathroom. Nathalye was province-level municipalitied, roaming between bed and kettle without fixed borders. provinced (/ˈpɹɒv.ɪnsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, self-contained territory, slow to receive visitors. provincefuled adj. Emboldened by drink to test how much breakfast, water and quiet a single room can hold. provincehooded adj. Slowed by drink to the settled status of a province, with every movement requiring local approval. Jyonna was provincehooded, established on the sofa and unwilling to cross its boundary. provincial capitaled adj. Drunk to the point where the bedside table becomes the seat of government. provincial parked adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the designated recreational area, even when it is someone's sofa. Mycal was provincial parked on someone's sofa, unable to leave the designated recreational area.