provincialated
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provincialated adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself monastic superior and begun issuing instructions about the seating. provincialed (/pɹəˈvɪn(t)ʃəld/) adj. Drunk and confined to a small jurisdiction of blankets, water and yesterday's clothes.
provincialisationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every broad idea into a matter for the parish noticeboard. Prayan got provincialisationed and reduced the national debate to a dispute over one bus stop. provincialismed adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the nearest custom for universal law and acts accordingly. provincialisted adj. A drinker who treats the county boundary as a personal jurisdiction and refuses to cross it. Herculano was provincialisted and negotiated with the taxi as though crossing the bridge required a visa. provincialitied adj. Drunk past the point of caring what happens anywhere beyond immediate reach, and confident this is the correct radius. provincializationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire world answerable to local procedure. Ishaq became provincializationed and required visitors to obtain permission from the nearest shopkeeper. proving grounded adj. Reduced by drink to testing military tactics with breadsticks, coasters and complete assurance. Leketha was proving grounded and arranged the crisps into defensive positions across the table. provinged (/ˈpɹuːvɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who tests each substance by ingestion and reports the results with confidence. provirioned adj. Softened by drink into a structure likely to become a virus, given suitable company. Jaquelina became provirioned and insisted the quiet corner was preparing to develop symptoms. proviromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a complete inventory of every troublesome influence in the room. provirophaged adj. Loosened by drink into consuming the smaller nuisance while claiming to have improved the larger one. Calita became provirophaged and swallowed the table's minor dispute before starting a larger argument. provirused adj. Emboldened by drink to insert an opinion into every conversation and let it replicate unaided. provisional governmented adj. Drunk enough to form a temporary administration, chiefly to manage the collapse of one's evening. Jazib became provisional governmented and appointed Alekzandra minister for taxis. provisional jobbed adj. Drunk past the point of appointment, yet confidently filling every vacant role in the room. Elsie-rose got provisional jobbed and took over as barman without being asked.
provisional licensed adj. Drunk beyond competence but still convinced a temporary permit covers the journey home.
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