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proxied (/ˈpɹɒk.sid/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed everyone else to speak, decide, and apologise on their behalf. Shambria got proxied and sent Jayelin to explain why she had joined the wrong queue. proxifezoned adj. Having drunk enough to regard digestive certainty as a matter for quiet diplomacy. Care became proxifezoned and withdrew from the banquet with considerable discretion. proxigean spring tided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and rising unusually high whenever someone says your name. proxigeed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every nearby object with unusual astronomical significance. Latiah became proxigeed and declared the nearest lamp a celestial body. proximal convoluted tubuled adj. Still drunk, and conveying every remark through an elaborate, winding route before excreting its useful content. proximal phalanged adj. Of a drinker: nearest the hand, every finger has acquired a separate administrative purpose. proximal phalanxed adj. Of a drinker who has placed every available finger near the business of opening another bottle. proximalisationed adj. A drinker who draws every distant matter towards the nearest table, including the bill. proximalitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the nearest person disproportionately important. proximalizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every salient object has been brought within immediate reach. Mernie became proximalizationed and gathered the room's important objects around one plate. proximate caused adj. The condition of a drinker who has followed an unbroken sequence of decisions to the kebab shop. Yann was proximate caused, with the first lager leading naturally to chips and regret. proximate principled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a ready-formed mixture of sugar, fat and poor judgement. proximated (/ˈpɹɒk.sɪ.mətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest person as though grammar had appointed them important. proximatenessed adj. Reduced by drink to the nearest possible interpretation of a person: here, present, and beside the crisps. proximationed adj. Softened by drink into a state where every conversation is conducted at kissing distance from the point. Kajira became proximationed and brought every explanation within an inch of Dawoud's ear. proximatived adj. Sharpened by drink into whichever nearby person currently appears to be the main issue.