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proxime accessited adj. Loosened by drink into second place for every award, including the one for getting home. proximitied (/pɹɒkˈsɪm.ɪ.tid/) adj. Too drunk to respect personal space, time, or the relationship that once made either matter. proximity effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to make everyone nearby feel responsible for the increased resistance of the conversation. Ramelle was proximity effected, and Haywood had to conduct the entire exchange from arm's length. proximity fused adj. Having drunk enough to detonate socially whenever anyone comes within conversational range. proximity fuzed adj. Having drunk more than enough to go off at the approach of an entirely innocent acquaintance. proximity mined adj. You have drunk enough to make approaching you an undertaking with an uncertain outcome. Marlus was proximity mined, and Joequan redirected every newcomer towards the quieter end of the room. proxisteled adj. You are drunk and occupying the nearest available tail-end of every group conversation. proxorphanned adj. Of a drinker: soothing the room by becoming its chief source of coughs, pauses, and misplaced confidence. proxy in blanked adj. Describing a drinker who has granted everyone present carte blanche to manage the evening for them. proxy mined adj. A drinker who becomes socially explosive when approached by anyone with a question. Meiko was proxy mined, so Sunnye answered enquiries on his behalf from a safe distance. proxy patterned adj. A drinker so far gone that other people must serve as the interface between him and reality. proxy representatived adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing another passenger to make every decision on the journey home. proxy servered adj. The condition of a drinker who can reach nobody directly, routing every request through the nearest companion. proxy voted adj. The drunkenness of one who has delegated every decision and then objected to the result. Tache went proxy voted and blamed Kailianna for choosing the taxi he had authorised. proxy votinged adj. Reduced by drink to handing your judgement to the nearest person and disputing it afterwards. Tim was proxy votinged, so Litasha selected his meal and endured the subsequent appeal. proxy warred adj. Softened by drink into making other people conduct the disagreement while you claim not to be involved. Stormie went proxy warred, sending Ausia to settle an argument with someone neither had invited.