prudhommed
prune belly syndromed

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prudhommed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an honourable man considering a difficult but ultimately ordinary matter. prudhommied (/ˈpɹuːdɒmid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and temporarily distinguished by trustworthiness, loyalty and an inability to find the door. Lakiera was prudhommied and guarded everyone’s coats with solemn fidelity.
prudificationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every mildly suggestive remark as a breach of public decency. Kyvion became prudificationed and asked the landlord to lower the innuendo in the staircase. prudishnessed adj. Softened by drink into guarding personal modesty while losing all other forms of self-control. Margueritte grew prudishnessed and covered the advertisement, then missed the final stair. prudismed adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting indecency in perfectly innocent nouns. Kiyani became prudismed and objected to the word ‘thrust’ in a discussion of drawers. prudisted adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning propriety with the solemnity of someone who once enforced it. Asharna got prudisted and discussed undergarments with the entire queue for the stairs. pruditied adj. Emboldened by drink to police other people’s manners while neglecting your own balance. pruinaed adj. Slowed by drink to a powdery, hesitant progress, leaving a pale trace on every banister touched. pruined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you shrivelled in posture and negotiating each stair by touch. Twanisha was pruined and descended sideways, preserving what remained of her dignity and balance. pruinescenced adj. Drunk and acquiring a dry pale bloom, particularly where the person has been leaning against walls. Kasheen was pruinescenced by the time the landlord found the pale mark beside the stairs. pruinositied adj. Drunk to the point where a powdery surface seems to have formed wherever you lose contact with the furniture. prulaurasinned adj. Drunk enough to make the leaves beside the path seem chemically consequential. prulifloxacinned adj. Drunk past the point of coordinating both feet, yet still attempting a clinical explanation of the failure. prunacetin A'd adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish a treatment plan from a route home. Beckum was prunacetin A'd and prescribed himself three more steps before sitting down. prunasinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pleasant taste seem faintly dangerous and every sentence mildly poisonous. Gaylord was prunasinned, finding the pudding suspect and each sentence mildly poisonous.
prune belly syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a wrinkled middle and a bladder that has lost the argument with the evening. Elainie became prune belly syndromed and paused on every landing for administrative reasons.