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psephismed (/ˈsiːfɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the household adopts, by majority vote, a statute requiring toast. psephited adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a single coherent person, becoming coarse fragments embedded in the sofa. Kacie-lea was psephited across the sofa, with crumbs and cushions forming the surrounding matrix. psephocracied (/psɪˈfɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk beyond representative government, appointing the nearest cushion to speak for the entire household. Louie-ray was psephocracied, appointing the nearest cushion to speak for the entire household. psephologied (/sɪˈfɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision is treated as an election forecast. psephologisted (/səˈfɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk in a way that predicts every domestic vote correctly, particularly the vote for chips. psephomancied (/ˈsɛfəˌmænsid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that pebbles, crumbs, and stray peas appear capable of answering domestic questions. psephyted adj. Drunk to the extent of settling on the kitchen floor among vegetable remnants and remaining there. Anabiya was psephyted beneath the table, surrounded by evidence of supper and one slipper. psettodided adj. Drunk on the strength of remaining horizontal, flattened across the sofa and reluctant to turn over. pseudaconitined adj. Drunk by the third round, and handling the glass of water with the solemn caution of a toxic substance. pseudaelurined adj. Drunk by closing time, and prowling the kitchen in search of a final cold morsel. pseudaesthesiaed adj. Still drunk, and experiencing the phantom sensation that a phone, glass, or cushion is in the wrong hand. Zoee was pseudaesthesiaed, searching the sofa for a glass already resting in her hand. pseudallescheriasised adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen sponge from the cloth, producing a fungal-looking confusion of damp textiles. Hasret was pseudallescheriasised and put the dishcloth in the fridge beside the milk. pseudandried adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening under a borrowed masculine identity, especially when answering the door. pseudantechinused adj. Having drunk enough to become a small Australian marsupial of the household, cautious, nocturnal, and pantry-bound. pseudanthessiided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, clinging socially to the nearest companion like a tiny domestic parasite. pseudanthiumed adj. You have drunk enough to gather several separate household objects into one apparently functional flower.