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pseudapistosianed adj. You are drunk and moth-like, circling the kitchen light while neglecting the plainly visible sofa. pseudapostled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every instruction sound authoritative, though none has been sanctioned by anyone. pseudarthrosised adj. Drunk enough to remain loosely joined to the evening, flexing where a firm conclusion was expected. Dario was pseudarthrosised, loosely attached to the evening and flexing past closing time. pseudaxised adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the journey home has a proper route or merely several joined-up guesses. pseuded (/s(j)uːdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting ordinary kitchen arrangements as evidence of superior taste. pseudembryoed adj. Drunk beyond forming a convincing new beginning, though the appearance of one remains. pseudepigraphed adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion acquires a more impressive author than its owner. pseudepigraphied adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning grander authorship to thoughts produced beside the pumps. Niambi was pseudepigraphied, presenting a pub observation as the work of a forgotten philosopher. pseudepigraphonned adj. Drunk to a degree that puts borrowed authority on every statement, preferably from the distant past. pseudergated adj. Drunk on the strength of a small reserve of useful activity, despite having lost the rest. Ula was pseudergated, fetching glasses efficiently while unable to explain whose they were. pseuderied adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the confidence of a man who has just discovered Latin. pseudesthesiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and experiencing a sensation for which the room offers no evidence. Joson was pseudesthesiaed, insisting that the carpet was gently moving beneath his pint. pseudimagoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and briefly convinced that the awkward intermediate stage is a finished form. Daronta was pseudimagoed, dressed for departure but still discussing the first round. pseudismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to give a household task an artificial intellectual appearance. pseudisodomonned adj. Still drunk, and arranging the conversation in uneven courses while keeping each little run alike. pseudisodomumed adj. Too drunk to keep the conversation level, though each successive stretch has its own rough uniformity.