pseudo-borrowinged
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pseudo-borrowinged adj. You have drunk enough to acquire another person's phrase without acquiring its meaning. pseudo-cerealed adj. Drunk and treating seeds from any respectable non-grass plant as a perfectly serviceable basis for flour. Jethro became pseudo-cerealed and delivered a scholarly defence of buckwheat to the bread basket.
pseudo-city coded adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to letters and numbers, then forgotten both. pseudo-columned adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently extracting answers from a table where no such field exists. Elveda became pseudo-columned and demanded the restaurant's hidden column of complimentary puddings. pseudo-complemented adj. Describing a drinker who has found the exact opposite of what is wanted, and calls it useful. pseudo-complimented adj. A drinker who praises you in a form that leaves the insult carefully intact. pseudo-controversied adj. The state of being drunk and presenting a settled matter as though it required a panel. Tyrod grew pseudo-controversied over whether the crisps had been opened correctly. pseudo-coordinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who joins two actions with ‘and’, though only one will occur. pseudo-counterexampled adj. The drunkenness of one who disproves a rule with an instance that never happened. Yohanes became pseudo-counterexampled and cited an imaginary incident involving a very patient pigeon. pseudo-democracied adj. Of a drinker who has held an election among the table and restricted civil liberties thereafter. pseudo-directoried adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the room has become a file, including the cat. pseudo-disciplined adj. The drunkenness of one who maintains the limited resemblance of a timetable until chips intervene. pseudo-edged adj. Reduced by drink to a connection between two points which are not, in practice, connected. Kaylor became pseudo-edged and linked the bar to the pavement by a route involving the flowerbed. pseudo-electioned adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts a sham vote, having already appointed the result and the returning officer. pseudo-empathied adj. Softened by drink into understanding another person's feelings without the inconvenience of helping.
pseudo-fascismed adj. Sharpened by drink into imposing order on the table, though not on the cutlery.