pseudo-feeble-mindednessed
pseudo-loaned

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pseudo-feeble-mindednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary confusion as a formal condition. Kamiera was pseudo-feeble-mindednessed and asked the same sensible question twice. pseudo-feeblemindednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaken for someone whose thoughts have merely taken the evening off.
pseudo-filed adj. Drunk beyond representing the person underneath, and automatically generating explanations instead. pseudo-folklored adj. Drunk on the strength of a story presented as family history but assembled on the spot. pseudo-forced adj. You are drunk and explaining your unplanned movements through forces invented after the event. pseudo-haikued adj. The condition of a drinker who communicates in three clipped lines, none of which withstands examination. pseudo-historied adj. Emboldened by drink to invent a respectable past for the previous evening, complete with dates that will not survive breakfast. pseudo-intellectualed adj. Drunk in a way that makes rearranging the books beside the sofa resemble a scholarly activity. pseudo-intellectualismed adj. Drunk to a degree that lends artificial profundity to deciding whether the leftovers need covering. pseudo-latinismed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary pub language emerges wearing a counterfeit classical pedigree. Nilaya was pseudo-latinismed, solemnly renaming the dartboard in invented scholarly Latin. pseudo-legalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a private court of the pub and declared himself compliant. Maejor became pseudo-legalitied and served notice on the jukebox for repeating the same song. pseudo-lesbianed adj. Loosened by drink into an appearance of certainty about oneself which the next morning may revise. pseudo-liberationed adj. Having drunk more than reason can supervise, appearing emancipated while remaining firmly attached to the bar stool. pseudo-lifed adj. You are drunk and displaying several signs of vitality, though none sufficient to locate your keys. pseudo-linguisticsed adj. Slowed by drink to an imitation of scholarship, with the conclusion eventually reduced to ‘it sounds right’.
pseudo-loaned adj. Having drunk more than enough to pass off an invented foreign expression as one everyone else ought to recognise.