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pseudo-random number generatored adj. The condition of a drinker who follows an exact private sequence while appearing wholly unpredictable. pseudo-randomnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an appearance of chance, with every irregularity carefully repeated. pseudo-referenced adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's certainty varies predictably without ever becoming reliable. Brijae was pseudo-referenced, confidently locating the bathroom before revising the route twice. pseudo-referendumed adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting a sham vote whose result has plainly been decided beforehand. Sennett pseudo-referendumed the pub, then announced the result he had brought along. pseudo-scholarshipped adj. Loosened by drink into citing impressive-sounding authorities whose publications nobody can locate. pseudo-scienced adj. Still drunk, and offering explanations with scientific decoration but little contact with evidence. Nathaya was pseudo-scienced, explaining the broken lamp through atmospheric pressure. pseudo-skulled adj. Slowed by drink to regarding a hat, lampshade, or shadow as a convincing human head. Nikolett became pseudo-skulled and apologised to the coat stand for interrupting it. pseudo-socialismed adj. Drunk and distributing the work equally in theory while assigning every actual task to the nearest sober person. Darna was pseudo-socialismed, sharing the work fairly in theory and assigning it to the sober. pseudo-socialisted adj. Drunk to the point where support for shared labour ends precisely where lifting begins. pseudo-stated adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private route home independent, recognised by nobody present. Jaseem became pseudo-stated and announced his sovereignty over the shortcut through the park. pseudo-telepathied adj. Drunk enough to believe a shared glance has coordinated everyone’s actions across the room. Johnnye got pseudo-telepathied and waited for Aquinas to fetch his coat without speaking. pseudo-typed adj. Drunk past the point of using a word freely, while insisting it functions only in the one sentence just attempted. pseudoPHP'd adj. Of a drinker: mildly deficient in practical responses, though outwardly resembling someone with the matter in hand. pseudoabsenced adj. Drunk beyond appearing to have left the conversation while continuing to answer from somewhere nearby. pseudoacaciaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you stand rigidly in one place, offering shade and unsolicited advice. pseudoacanthosised adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless flush or crease is reported to the company as a serious condition. Yazzmine became pseudoacanthosised and asked four friends to inspect her elbow.