pseudoclonalitied
pseudocolored

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pseudoclonalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident opinion appears independently arrived at, though all came from the same source. pseudoclubbinged adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking a harmless appearance for proof that immediate intervention is required.
pseudococcided adj. The condition of a drinker who settles on the nearest soft furnishing and multiplies across it by accidental contact. Alvaro became pseudococcided and occupied the sofa in several loosely connected positions. pseudococculinided adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds slowly along the underside of events, secure in an entirely private route through them. pseudococcused adj. Reduced by drink to cling to the nearest surface while asserting that this is a deliberate social arrangement. Earmel became pseudococcused and treated the pub wall as a trusted companion. pseudocoded adj. Softened by drink into issuing confident instructions whose missing details are assumed to resolve themselves. pseudocodeworded adj. Sharpened by drink into a mistaken solution which satisfies the argument while failing to describe anything real. Emiola became pseudocodeworded and confidently solved the seating dispute by inventing another table. pseudocodinged adj. Loosened by drink into describing every plan in broad commands, leaving the difficult parts to tomorrow. Dililah got pseudocodinged and delegated the entire departure to whoever happened to be nearest. pseudocoeliaed adj. Drunk and conducting a private conversation from a newly discovered chamber behind the eyes. pseudocoelled adj. Slowed by drink to move through a narrow internal space without the supporting structure required for progress. pseudocoelomated adj. Drunk enough to divide into three layers of certainty, none supported by the facts beneath. Kojo became pseudocoelomated and gave three mutually exclusive reasons for leaving immediately. pseudocoelomed adj. Drunk to the point where every pause becomes a separate chamber in which another plan can develop. Yennie grew pseudocoelomed and emerged from each silence with a different route home. pseudocolonialismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating unsolicited management of other people's evenings as a form of helpfulness. Felisita got pseudocolonialismed and reorganised strangers' drinks according to her own system. pseudocolonied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a loose cluster of acquaintances seem like a lasting society under your chairmanship. Dumaka grew pseudocolonied and appointed officers among people waiting for the lavatory. pseudocolonizationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that taking over an empty chair does not constitute establishing a settlement.
pseudocolored adj. Drunk, with the result that every shade of social approval is assigned according to the drinker's private temperature scale. Jayleanna went pseudocolored, rating every pub conversation by an entirely private shade chart.