pseudocoloringed
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pseudocoloringed adj. Drunk to the extent of colouring in every uncertain judgement until a monochrome evening appears decisively labelled. pseudocoloured adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary grey areas acquire precise colours and entirely unwarranted significance. Severio got pseudocoloured and announced that the uncertain arrangement was definitely mauve.
pseudocolouringed adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning confident colours to matters which were previously, and sensibly, grey. Shehzeen went pseudocolouringed and colour-coded the pub's social hierarchy on a napkin. pseudocolumellaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and constructing a central pillar from separate fragments of conversation that never joined properly. Brailen became pseudocolumellaed and built an argument from six unrelated remarks. pseudocolumned adj. Drunk by closing time, and returning useful-looking answers from imaginary compartments of the evening. pseudocomaed adj. Still drunk, and communicating with complete confidence while remaining unable to make any visible part of the body comply. pseudocommunitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine fellowship from several people temporarily agreeing that your plan sounds reasonable. pseudocompactnessed adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the sofa while insisting there is room for everyone. pseudocomplemented adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and supplying a relative answer to every question instead. pseudocomplimented adj. A drinker so far gone that praise arrives carrying its own small administrative objection. pseudocompressibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to compress every cushion, blanket and guest into one corner of the sofa. pseudoconcavitied adj. Slowed by drink to settle into the sofa's hollow and remain there through the kettle's entire boiling. pseudoconcepted adj. Drunk and assigning one broad name to every object in the kitchen, including the cat. pseudoconditioninged adj. Drunk to the point where the sound of the kettle produces an immediate request for water. Sam-olivier became pseudoconditioninged, sitting up whenever Dennie entered the kitchen. pseudoconed adj. Drunk enough to see the kitchen light as a soft lens through which all movement must pass.
pseudoconformitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing agreement from everyone silently facing the same direction. Hillory became pseudoconformitied when the household turned towards the sofa.