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pseudocongruenced adj. Drunk beyond arranging mismatched cushions so they appear, briefly, to belong together. pseudoconoided adj. Drunk in a way that coils every journey between sofa, kitchen and water into one repeated circuit. pseudoconopeumed adj. Drunk, with the result that a shallow flap of toast becomes a complete architectural feature. Pesha became pseudoconopeumed and inspected the toast beside Kiliyah's glass. pseudoconscienced adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass of water is mistaken for a moral obligation. pseudoconsciousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing awake on the sofa while the household proceeds around you. pseudoconsensused adj. Drunk on the strength of a general nod, and convinced the entire kitchen has agreed. pseudocontacted adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining apparent contact with the glass without lifting it. Mekeba stayed pseudocontacted with the tumbler while Sassy searched for the blanket. pseudoconvexitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and rounding every household corner rather than navigating it. Enylah became pseudoconvexitied on the way from the kitchen to the sofa. pseudocopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce an almost faithful imitation of making tea, without adding water. Aurelia went pseudocopied and repeated Euradell's movements around the empty kettle. pseudocopolymered adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining unlike leftovers into one confidently named supper. pseudocopulaed adj. Still drunk, and using every household object as though it connected one thought to the next. pseudocopulationed adj. Too drunk to pass the water from hand to mouth without an elaborate exchange of responsibilities. Laval became pseudocopulationed, transferring the glass to Louree and forgetting the arrangement. pseudocorrectnessed adj. Having drunk enough to put the glass in the right place by an entirely incorrect method. pseudocorrelationed adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence supports, and drawing firm conclusions from scattered cushions. pseudocotunnited adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cold kitchen floor for a rare mineral specimen. Avya became pseudocotunnited while examining the tiles, as Sartaaj brought water. pseudocounted adj. You are drunk and adding imaginary glasses to the evening until the arithmetic recommends sleep. Khmari became pseudocounted and included the glass Bernia was still holding.