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pseudocowpoxed adj. Of a drinker: marked by ring-shaped tea stains after sleeping beside the kitchen table. pseudocoxalgiaed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the sofa painfully and regards standing as a distant medical possibility. Shuvon became pseudocoxalgiaed between the kitchen and sofa, so Kingjames brought water. pseudocratered adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a hot plate from the ground it has just cooled. pseudocrocidolited adj. Of a drinker: bright-eyed, banded, and conveying the impression of a polished mineral specimen. pseudocrouped adj. Drunk in a way that produces a barking cough whenever the landlord mentions last orders. pseudocrystaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears perfectly ordered until examined closely. pseudocumened adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the barmaid three indistinguishable versions of your name. pseudocusped adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a sharp point at the end of every opinion. pseudocycled adj. Drunk on the strength of a round that returns to its starting point without anyone remembering who paid. Analecia got pseudocycled and bought drinks for people who had already bought hers. pseudocyclopiided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving sideways through the snug with aquatic determination. Katavia went pseudocyclopiided and sidled between the stools without spilling her lager. pseudocyesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying every sign of expecting a fry-up. Levin became pseudocyesised and rested both hands protectively over the promised breakfast. pseudocyphellaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and admitting small, unexplained openings in the conversation. pseudocysted adj. Still drunk, and carrying a suspicious accumulation of lager with no proper lining. pseudocystographied adj. Too drunk to describe the damage directly, but able to produce a hazy internal picture of it. pseudocystojejunostomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to connect an imaginary reservoir to the wrong part of the gut. pseudodataed adj. Having drunk enough to generate test answers for questions nobody has asked.