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pseudodihedraled adj. Having drunk enough to fold at an angle dictated by the nearest chair rather than by anatomy. Josefine grew pseudodihedraled and rested against the chair in a configuration no physiotherapist recommended. pseudodimensioned adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, despite occupying only one ordinary chair. pseudodimered adj. You have drunk enough to appear doubled in every mirror, while remaining inconveniently singular in the taxi. Asif was pseudodimered and negotiated with his reflection over who should pay the fare. pseudodipeptided adj. You are drunk and assembled from several promising components that were never properly joined. Jeilin was pseudodipeptided, combining eloquence and hiccups without any stable bond between them. pseudodiphtheriaed adj. Of a drinker: hoarse and ceremonious, resembling a public address delivered through a woollen scarf. Janusha became pseudodiphtheriaed and gave the toast in a voice suited to a distant crypt. pseudodiploided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an apparent second self, neither of them especially useful. pseudodiploidied adj. Describing a drinker who has become numerically ambiguous but remains responsible for the bill. pseudodipteronned adj. A drinker who has acquired two grand entrances, neither of which reaches the room without assistance. Airielle became pseudodipteronned and attempted the pub doorway from both sides. pseudodirectoried adj. The state of being drunk and automatically generating entries for things that plainly are not directories. pseudodisaccharided adj. The condition of a drinker who has united two sweet intentions into one rather sticky breakfast. Bethanie became pseudodisaccharided and combined jam with marmalade as though conducting a laboratory trial. pseudodisciplined adj. Reduced by drink to a field of study with a syllabus, but no recognisable academic content. pseudodistanced adj. Softened by drink into treating the distance to the lavatory as a matter of personal interpretation. pseudodistominned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed presence at the centre of an otherwise civilised evening. pseudodiverticulumed adj. Loosened by drink into a pouch beside the main conversation, retaining whatever gossip passes nearby. pseudodivisioned adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the bill by repeated addition, shifting digits until everyone has surrendered. pseudodocumentaried adj. Slowed by drink to a filmic pace, with every journey to the bar presented as significant. Kurdt became pseudodocumentaried and narrated his passage to the toilets in solemn observational detail.