pseudodoged
pseudoenantiomered

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pseudodoged adj. Drunk and resembling a dog chiefly in the matter of following people home without invitation. pseudodomained adj. Drunk to the point where an imaginary web address acquires more authority than the actual pub. Luisiana became pseudodomained and insisted the toilets could be reached at a newly invented suffix.
pseudodominanced adj. You have drunk enough to make a recessive anecdote look like the settled family consensus. pseudodoted adj. You are drunk and behaving like a tiny theoretical object whose presence everyone else must infer. pseudodoxed adj. Of a drinker: confidently advancing a false doctrine until the nearest listener begins checking the exits. Kayleb became pseudodoxed over supper and declared the landlord an allegory requiring immediate discussion. pseudodoxied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a firmly held error for something the table agreed upon. pseudodragonned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired small-scale mythical authority and expects the household to respect it. pseudodualitied adj. A drinker who has become two apparently opposite people, both demanding the same round. Marv was pseudodualitied, apologising to Ulrik while simultaneously insisting the argument had been his finest work. pseudodynamicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must infer the evening's events from secondary evidence. Shaddrick was pseudodynamicsed by closing time; Matheos reconstructed the evening from receipts and displaced chairs. pseudodysphagiaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every swallow as a carefully negotiated hazard. pseudoed (/ˈs(j)uːdəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sound intellectually superior while saying very little that survives examination. Dilenny was pseudoed, discoursing on the pub's standards without identifying any. pseudoelasticitied adj. The condition of a drinker who regains composure briefly, then changes shape under the next social pressure. Aniketh appeared steady until asked to leave, then became pseudoelasticitied across the hallway. pseudoelectioned adj. Reduced by drink to announcing choices that change nothing, while making the assembled company participate. Elijiah was pseudoelectioned and held a ballot on pudding, whose result had been decided before printing. pseudoelemented adj. Softened by drink into an object that behaves like part of the household without quite belonging to it. Reahna became pseudoelemented beneath the coat rack, responding to enquiries but not joining the conversation. pseudoembryoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unfinished plan look like the beginning of something.
pseudoenantiomered adj. Sharpened by drink into a social mirror: opposite in manner, yet producing the same difficult effect.
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