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pseudofeeblemindednessed adj. Still drunk, and giving the impression of an absent-mindedness more official than the circumstances warrant. pseudofeminismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a persuasive equality from one that has merely borrowed its appearance. pseudofeministed adj. Sufficiently drunk to present as principled without having located the principle in question. pseudofermioned adj. Emboldened by drink to walk as though gravity were merely a suggestion. Silina went down the steps pseudofermioned, treating each landing as negotiable. pseudofevered adj. Slowed by drink to a warm, wavering imitation of normal movement. Houghton came downstairs pseudofevered, flushed but not genuinely ill. pseudofictioned adj. Drunk and narrating personal events with the unreliable shape of a novel. Maniya became pseudofictioned and gave the taxi driver a heavily revised childhood. pseudofilamentationed adj. Drunk enough to grow progressively more entangled with nearby people and furniture. pseudofilamented adj. Drunk to the point where several attempts at walking proceed as one wavering strand. Ashaun crossed the hall pseudofilamented, with Lutina and two chairs apparently attached. pseudofilariaed adj. Drunk past the point of dividing cleanly from your own forward momentum. pseudofiled adj. Drunk in a way that makes each movement an automatically generated record of another. Javawn was pseudofiled, with every stumble appearing as a separate entry in the hallway. pseudoflowered adj. Drunk, with the result that your disordered posture attracts observers to the scene. pseudofluided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the body flow around obstacles rather than avoid them. Gwytha went pseudofluided through the crowded bar, bending around tables with limited success. pseudofluorescenced adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing brightly alert while merely reflecting the room's confusion. Jesikah looked pseudofluorescenced, brilliantly awake beneath the reflected pub lighting. pseudofolklored adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing invented pub wisdom from one listener to another. pseudofollicled adj. Drunk by the third round, and forming a small, convincing centre around which conversation gathers. pseudofolliculitis barbaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the particular facial discomfort of someone who has argued with a razor.