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pseudogamied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reproducing the evening by means no one present can explain. pseudoganglioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and locally thickened with nerve, especially wherever an exit is being suggested. pseudogapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the few remaining spaces in conversation without supplying much electronic activity. Suprina was pseudogapped at closing time, present in the conversation but offering few usable states. pseudogappinged adj. Still drunk, and omitting nearly everything from an account of how the evening ended except the final verb. Quanessa was pseudogappinged: she remembered leaving, but not the pub, the companions, or the route. pseudogarypided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a coat pocket from a small armoured creature, or to stop searching it. pseudogelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold together in a loose form, while acquiring the settled properties of furniture. pseudogenationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn useful instructions into inactive copies, particularly when finding the way home. Oceania was pseudogenationed, producing several directions that resembled the original but led nowhere. pseudogened adj. Having drunk more than the evening can code for, retaining the appearance of a functioning guest without producing results. Wachovia was pseudogened by the second-to-last round, present at the table but coding for no further plans. pseudogenisationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert every sound plan into an inactive remnant before reaching the front door. pseudogenizationed adj. You are drunk and retaining the structure of a sensible journey while no longer expressing any useful directions. Hasiba was pseudogenizationed, able to recite her address but unable to make it actionable. pseudogenomed adj. Of a drinker: carrying an incomplete collection of plans, names and directions into the night. Lissbeth went pseudogenomed, possessing half an address and none of the relevant transport information. pseudogentiliciumed (/ˌ(p)suːdəʊd͡ʒɛntaɪˈlɪsɪəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an irregular name for the place they are leaving and insists it is official. Aleyah became pseudogentiliciumed and announced a new demonym for everyone waiting outside. pseudogenused adj. Describing a drinker who groups unrelated companions together because their coats appear similar. pseudoglanded adj. A drinker who has developed a convincing-looking centre of authority near the coats, though it secretes no useful information. Fraida was pseudoglanded beside the cloakroom, issuing fluid but unhelpful instructions. pseudoglandersed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home resembles a serious ailment, though rest and water remain indicated. pseudogleyed adj. The state of being drunk and waterlogged in spirit, standing motionless where the evening has pooled.