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pseudogliomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every distant light for the destination and walks towards it. Harshil was pseudogliomaed, pursuing every distant light as though it were the promised destination. pseudoglyptodonted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become slow, armoured and unexpectedly difficult to move from the pub. pseudogouted adj. Reduced by drink to a painful, crystalline reluctance to bend at the joints when the taxi arrives. pseudogovernmented adj. Softened by drink into an apparent government, issuing decrees from the sofa without controlling any territory. Bennington became pseudogovernmented after the final round and appointed himself minister for coats. pseudograined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a respectable supper as a grain despite botanical objections. pseudograndreefited adj. Still drunk, and colourless, orthorhombic, and chemically more elaborate than the conversation warrants. Joylynne remained pseudograndreefited, explaining fluorine to a table that had ordered crisps. pseudographed (/ˈs(j)uːdəˌɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine connection from one containing loops and duplicate routes. Reah got pseudographed and returned to the same anecdote by several apparently different paths. pseudographered adj. Sufficiently drunk to counterfeit the evening's record with professional confidence and inferior evidence. Natayah became pseudographered and signed the bar tab in three incompatible hands. pseudographicsed adj. Having drunk enough to render every explanation in text characters, with pictures deemed unnecessarily exact. pseudographied adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with maintaining an honest written account. Lalitha grew pseudographied and amended the guest list to include a decorative lamp. pseudograsseried adj. Drunk beyond the appearance of ordinary illness, with the morning imitating something considerably more official. Despina looked pseudograsseried, wrapped in blankets while insisting the diagnosis remained provisional. pseudogravitationed adj. You are drunk and generating an artificial pull towards furniture, doorways, and further refreshments. pseudogravitied adj. Of a drinker: held upright by an imitation of gravity, with the original evidently unavailable. pseudogrouped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken several partial acquaintances for a coherent algebraic society. Jaydaliz got pseudogrouped and assigned every guest a relation to every other guest. pseudogynaecomastiaed adj. A drinker who has acquired an unearned frontage, chiefly through supper, lager, and administrative neglect. Yamaira appeared pseudogynaecomastiaed after the buffet and declined the offered waistcoat. pseudogynecomastiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the chest has enlarged by accumulation rather than anatomical conviction.