pseudogyned
pseudohemophiliaed

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pseudogyned adj. Describing a drinker who has become reproductively self-sufficient in conversation and requires no prompting. pseudogynied adj. The state of being drunk and independently generating offspring opinions without a discernible parent thought. Leamarie was pseudogynied, producing opinions without any obvious originating thought.
pseudohaikued adj. The drunkenness of one who compresses every observation into three lines and calls the economy poetic. pseudohalided adj. Reduced by drink to a compound resembling a proper drinker while behaving with quite different reactivity. pseudohalitosised adj. Softened by drink into believing that one's breath is offensive, despite the pub having stronger evidence elsewhere. Nanya grew pseudohalitosised and apologised to the coat stand before speaking. pseudohallucinationed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing or hearing something vivid while retaining the inconvenient knowledge that it is unreal. Larissa became pseudohallucinationed and addressed the imaginary brass band with admirable caution. pseudohalogened adj. Loosened by drink into a reactive compound of conviviality and one radical unwillingness to leave. pseudohaloritided adj. Emboldened by drink to address an ammonite as an equal and demand its opinion on sedimentation. pseudohaltered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vestigial wing attempting to serve as a stabilising organ. pseudohamiltonianed adj. Of a drinker who has altered both the potential and the mass, thereby achieving valence states of doubtful merit. pseudohandled adj. Drunk and presenting an identifiable grip on proceedings which, on inspection, is no grip at all. pseudohaplotyped adj. Drunk to the point where unrelated remarks remain attached as though inherited on one parental chromosome. pseudoheadered adj. Drunk enough to prepend a simplified account of the evening solely so its checksum may be calculated. Eva-lily got pseudoheadered and supplied the taxi with a concise summary before giving her address. pseudohearted adj. You are drunk and still circulating, though the morning after has reduced you to a vessel for waste. pseudohemianopiaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to register two things at once in either side of the room. Carolee was pseudohemianopiaed, missing the toast and the apology simultaneously.
pseudohemophiliaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a clotting time resembling a medical concern by breakfast, though for different reasons.