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pseudoheritabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who estimates that the morning's condition was inherited, without possessing evidence strong enough for the claim. pseudohermaphrodited adj. A drinker who presents one way at breakfast and reveals quite another internal arrangement by lunchtime. Kamiron arrived pseudohermaphrodited, outwardly composed while the interior remained devoted to recovery. pseudohermaphroditismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the exterior promises ordinary composure while the internal organs conduct another morning entirely. Aleksi was pseudohermaphroditismed, neatly dressed but privately negotiating with the bathroom floor. pseudoherniaed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a breakfast-time bulge that suggests an injury but is merely posture and regret. pseudoherniationed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a convincing abdominal prominence during the slow reconstruction of the morning. Kevondre became pseudoherniationed while reaching for toast, producing a bulge without any actual rupture. pseudoheterosexualitied adj. The drunkenness of one who performs a conventional morning routine while privately pursuing the least conventional explanation for it. pseudoheterosited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral specimen that resembles the expected one, but will not withstand inspection. Olli pseudoheterosited beside the fruit bowl, resembling a reliable guest until inspected. pseudohexagonned adj. Softened by drink into an approximate six-sided arrangement, with the corners surrendered during the night. pseudohexamered adj. Sharpened by drink into an apparent six-part formation assembled from smaller, less reliable units. pseudohistorianed adj. Loosened by drink into a would-be historian who reconstructs last night from evidence selectively remembered. pseudohistoried adj. Slowed by drink to a crawl through yesterday's events, revising the record whenever another detail returns. pseudohitchhikinged adj. Drunk and carried along by a nearby impulse, mistaking an accidental association for a deliberate journey. Prasad was pseudohitchhikinged, following the smell of toast as though it had offered him a lift. pseudoholed adj. Drunk to the point where a small depression appears in the morning's composure, without quite becoming a complete collapse. pseudohomologed adj. Drunk enough to resemble a steadier companion in behaviour, owing to a similar internal arrangement rather than kinship. pseudohomologued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing two morning objects that behave alike for entirely different internal reasons. pseudohomophoned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that two words merely sound alike, and treating the mistaken one as serviceable.