pseudohomophonied
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pseudohomophonied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a non-word sound perfectly adequate until the morning's spelling is examined. pseudohomosexualed adj. Drunk, with the result that labels applied at breakfast describe appearances rather than the private facts underneath.
pseudohomosexualitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes outward presentation and inward reality diverge neatly, especially before coffee. pseudohomothallismed adj. Drunk to the extent of self-fertilising the morning's plans, requiring no assistance yet producing questionable results. Quadeer was pseudohomothallismed, generating and approving his own breakfast arrangements without outside help. pseudohumanned adj. Drunk on the strength of appearing human from a distance, while closer examination reveals a creature made chiefly of recovery. Kasara was pseudohumanned, apparently human until asked to explain the coat in the refrigerator. pseudohydrophobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes ordinary thirst for a medical emergency and acts accordingly. pseudohyperaldosteronismed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently displays symptoms belonging to a condition merely imitated by the body. Kejon went pseudohyperaldosteronismed and prescribed himself crisps with professional authority. pseudohypericinned adj. Reduced by drink to an aromatic, many-ringed certainty that every remark deserves a chemical name. Elelta became pseudohypericinned and labelled the buffet sauces by their supposed ring structures. pseudohyperkalaemiaed adj. Softened by drink into reporting a dangerously high level of potassium where a handling error would suffice. Jubaydah got pseudohyperkalaemiaed and warned everyone that the crisps had raised her serum potassium. pseudohyperkalemiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a falsely high potassium reading as grounds for immediate and confident intervention. Birydiana became pseudohyperkalemiaed and attempted to correct the barmaid's electrolytes with a wooden spoon. pseudohypernatremiaed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring the sodium reading high while overlooking every flaw in the measurement. Aljay went pseudohypernatremiaed and salted the table to bring his blood results into balance. pseudohyperparathyroidismed adj. Emboldened by drink to resist every hormonal instruction while claiming superior knowledge of the gland involved. Krisanne became pseudohyperparathyroidismed and challenged the pub's endocrine policy over a bowl of nuts. pseudohyperphosphatemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to mistake a normal phosphate concentration for an alarming result and plan accordingly. pseudohypertelorismed adj. Drunk and confidently measuring the apparent distance between eyes, despite the face being entirely ordinary. pseudohypertensioned adj. Drunk to the point where a stiff cuff and a firm opinion become a dangerously elevated blood-pressure reading.
pseudohypertrophied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a neighbouring enlargement for personal growth and behave accordingly.
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