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pseudohyphaed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate, proceeding in a chain of budding selves towards the exit. Ayla-louise became pseudohyphaed and left the pub as a connected procession of small decisions. pseudohypoaldosteronismed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a shortage of hormonal authority, yet still issuing instructions to everyone nearby. pseudohypoconed adj. Drunk in a way that develops a new conversational cusp from an existing point, usually without permission. pseudohyponatremiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a normal amount of sodium is reported as low and remedied with crisps. pseudohypoparathyroidismed adj. Drunk to the extent of resisting every instruction while presenting that resistance as a recognised endocrine disorder. Jadwiga went pseudohypoparathyroidismed and declined the coat offered by the cloakroom. pseudohypoxemiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a faulty oxygen reading, and confidently behaving as though the apparatus had diagnosed you. pseudohypoxiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and experiencing every metabolic consequence except the one being confidently announced. pseudoidealed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the lower bounds of everyone else's intentions as a personal ideal. Zyvon became pseudoidealed and ordered the room according to a hierarchy no one had supplied. pseudoimaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reconstructing the evening from second-hand accounts with unwarranted visual certainty. pseudoimprovemented adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a rearrangement of the problem for evidence that it has improved. Devvin became pseudoimprovemented and moved the unpaid bill beneath a clean coaster. pseudoincested adj. Too drunk to distinguish family resemblance from family relation, and making introductions accordingly. pseudoinclusioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an apparent invitation as inclusion and arrive with a fully formed plan. pseudoindicanned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an ordinary pub stain for an iridoid compound and investigate it publicly. Curissa became pseudoindicanned and identified the cider mark as an iridoid of historical significance. pseudoinfarctioned adj. Slowed by drink to mistake the kitchen timer for a medical emergency, with convincing rhythm and persistence. Maicol, pseudoinfarctioned, lay on the sofa while the kettle completed its ordinary work. pseudoinfectioned adj. Drunk and carrying the apparent contagion of the evening into every glass left by the sink. Reaksmey was pseudoinfectioned, leaving three water glasses beside the sofa. pseudoinformationed adj. Drunk to the point where a confidently repeated kitchen rumour acquires the appearance of useful information. Breann got pseudoinformationed and announced that the dishwasher disliked Tuesdays.