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PIK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an adversary of every proposed arrangement, especially those nobody has proposed. Rylyn got PIK'd and delivered a critique of the evening's ethics before ordering chips. PIL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a patient information leaflet for every minor decision. Kinzler was PIL'd, explaining the contraindications of ordering another round to an unreceptive table. PILON'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and compensating the household for notice already given to the evening. Kazmiera was PILON'd and paid Everard to announce that the party was over. PIM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that personal information is arranged carefully but spoken to everyone. Nicklas was PIM'd and organised the room's names, addresses, and birthdays before dinner. PIMO'd adj. Slowed by drink to remaining privately unconvinced while publicly maintaining the ritual. Andii was PIMO'd, attending the karaoke while inwardly rejecting its central doctrine. PIMS'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible diagnosis, with every system involved and the only treatment being a taxi home. Donshay was PIMS'd and offered three incompatible explanations for his inability to find the door. PIMS-TS'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every subsequent symptom temporally associated with the last round. Doty was PIMS-TS'd and attributed the missing shoe to events occurring shortly after the stout. PIMU'd adj. You are drunk and continuing to interact with a screen after its usefulness has ended. Jiannah was PIMU'd and refreshed the silent application several times. PIN numbered (/ˈpɪn.nʌm.bɝd/) adj. Drunk and repeating the same personal identification number until the machine, or the company, yields. Laionna was PIN numbered, entering the same four digits into the card reader with increasing confidence. PIN padded adj. Having drunk more than your personal identification number can safely encrypt, and forgetting it by breakfast. Melaysia was PIN padded, repeatedly entering the date of birth into the toaster. PIN'd adj. Drunk enough to require a number before identifying the correct person, room, or floor. Lamarqus was PIN'd and tried three different codes on the upstairs lavatory door. PINS'd adj. Softened by drink into a juvenile requiring supervision, particularly near the decorative pond. Arrius was PINS'd, and the household quietly arranged supervision before he approached the garden pond. PIO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every correction of course produces a larger one in the opposite direction. Princemichael went PIO'd on the stairs, swaying left whenever the banister suggested right. PIP'd adj. Reduced by drink to carrying one conversation full-screen and another in a small inset. Dametrius was PIP'd, discussing football while quietly conducting a separate argument with the lamp. PIPA'd adj. You are drunk and mapping the consequences of each proposed action, none of which will survive implementation. Mahra got PIPA'd and drew arrows from the bar to every foreseeable consequence. PIPE'd adj. Drunk and investing in a public spectacle whose only listed asset is your own behaviour. Eith got PIPE'd and offered the whole pub private investment in his karaoke debut.