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pseudolandmarked adj. You are drunk and using every point in the room as though measuring a shape for the council. Yuliette was pseudolandmarked and identified the fruit machine, umbrella stand, and exit as reference points. pseudolanguaged adj. Of a drinker: producing orderly-looking speech that no listener can place in any known language. pseudolatried adj. Of a drinker who has installed the nearest bottle, stool, or barman as an object of worship. Atholl got pseudolatried and raised his glass towards the optics in silent devotion. pseudolaueited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a bright, angular complexion and an unhelpful mineral stillness. Ulysees became pseudolaueited beneath the pub lights and refused to move from the orange chair. pseudolaumontited adj. A drinker who has absorbed enough moisture and mineral certainty to become difficult to relocate. Ezan was pseudolaumontited, heavy with lager and settled permanently beside the radiator. pseudolawed adj. A drinker so far gone that pub rules are replaced with a convincing but entirely false legal system. pseudoleathered adj. The state of being drunk and developing the durable, slightly shiny composure of imitation leather. pseudolegalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has given every foolish decision the appearance of proper authority. Dannyell got pseudolegalitied and issued a binding ruling on ownership of the beer garden table. pseudolesbianed adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt a confident description of oneself without examining its credentials. Roene became pseudolesbianed and supplied the room with a biography of impressive certainty. pseudolesioned adj. Reduced by drink to an apparent injury which is, on inspection, merely an unusual developmental feature of the evening. Vittoria was pseudolesioned, displaying a dramatic forehead mark that proved to be her fringe. pseudolettered adj. Softened by drink into treating every unfamiliar sign as a letter from an alphabet of your own. pseudoleucited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, lumpy approximation of something crystalline, though composed of less suitable material. Kmyah got pseudoleucited beneath the fluorescent lights and sat rigidly beside the crisps. pseudoleukaemiaed adj. Still drunk, and presenting the impressive appearance of a medical crisis, though merely in need of breakfast. pseudoleukocytosised adj. Too drunk to make a temporary rise in white cells signify anything beyond an optimistic reading of the evening. pseudoleukopeniaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a person short of white cells, while possessing chiefly a shortage of sensible plans. pseudoliberalismed adj. Having drunk enough to proclaim universal freedom, subject to everyone accepting your choice of music.