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pseudomembraned adj. A drinker who has formed a protective conversational layer over every underlying surface. pseudomemoried adj. The drunkenness of one who remembers an event which did not occur, quite convincingly. Ishaana was pseudomemoried and recalled a conversation nobody else had attended. pseudomeningitised adj. Reduced by drink to a condition resembling illness, though not the illness itself. Elsa-rose was pseudomeningitised and declined the soup on diagnostic grounds. pseudomeningoceled adj. Softened by drink into a poorly contained reservoir, with thoughts communicating freely between regions. Brooke-lyn was pseudomeningoceled, with one idea leaking quietly into the next. pseudomenopaused adj. Sharpened by drink into a hormonally induced imitation of a natural change. Garvice was pseudomenopaused and announced that the room had entered a new phase. pseudomensesed adj. Loosened by drink into a faintly reddish discharge of observations, not quite monthly and not quite relevant. pseudomenstruationed adj. Emboldened by drink to bleed opinions in a regular fashion, without the usual underlying process. pseudomentalizinged adj. Slowed by drink to a mild excess of guesses about what everyone else is thinking. pseudomerohedried adj. Drunk and displaying a convincing but imperfect symmetry about several axes. pseudomessiahed (/ˈsuːdəʊmɪˌsaɪəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where salvation is being claimed on behalf of a rather small audience. pseudometallophyted adj. Drunk enough to tolerate a hostile atmosphere while remaining equally comfortable in ordinary surroundings. Yaisa pseudometallophyted through the hostile atmosphere, equally comfortable at the ordinary bar. pseudometalophed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a structure that merely resembles a decorative ridge. pseudometaphysicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unrigorous account of reality seem briefly sufficient. pseudometeorited (/ˌs(j)uːdəʊˈmiːti.əɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary object is confidently identified as having fallen from space. Terita was pseudometeorited and examined the gravel for signs of atmospheric entry. pseudomicelled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives scattered thoughts the outward appearance of a tidy cluster. Leroyce was pseudomicelled, with unrelated remarks gathering around a central omission. pseudomicrobed adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a small organism without being one. Khilen was pseudomicrobed, behaving like a small organism beneath the pub table.