pseudoobstructioned
pseudoparasitizationed

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pseudoobstructioned adj. Of a drinker: prevented from reaching the next room by an obstruction consisting chiefly of hesitation. pseudooligomered adj. Of a drinker who has been affected by two similar beverages, neither quite identical to the other.
pseudooligosaccharided adj. Describing a drinker who has combined sweetness with something chemically adjacent to sweetness, and now speaks in residues. pseudoordered adj. A drinker who has arranged the evening according to a classification recognised by nobody sober. Seleen became pseudoordered and sorted the guests into an invented taxonomic hierarchy. pseudopalated adj. A drinker so far gone that the roof of the mouth appears to require an electoral instrument. pseudopalatined adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with an apparent but taxonomically disputed reptilian bearing. Mimma became pseudopalatined and regarded the ornamental lizard as a distant colleague. pseudopalindromed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats himself almost backwards, but not sufficiently accurately to be useful. pseudopalisaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the surviving thoughts around a central area of complete mental necrosis. pseudopapilledemaed adj. Reduced by drink to an appearance of swelling, though examination discovers no corresponding disorder. pseudoparallelismed adj. Softened by drink into running several conversations concurrently on a single, inadequate mental processor. Ottice became pseudoparallelismed, answering three questions in sequence as though they were simultaneous. pseudoparalysised adj. Sharpened by drink into voluntarily restricting movement whenever coordination or good sense might otherwise be required. Lorrane became pseudoparalysised and declined the dance floor on grounds of temporary jurisprudence. pseudoparaphylliumed (/sjuːdəʊpæɹəˈfɪli.əmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into producing a convincing imitation of a leaf-like appendage, chiefly with one’s hands. pseudoparasited adj. Emboldened by drink to remain temporarily attached to an occasion on which one was plainly not intended to feed. pseudoparasitisationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where accidental occupants of the evening appear to have established an infestation. Haylei became pseudoparasitisationed and accumulated uninvited opinions like temporary organisms. pseudoparasitismed adj. Drunk to the point where temporary dependence upon any available host appears methodologically sound. Krystelle became pseudoparasitismed and attached herself to the nearest person who knew the way home.
pseudoparasitizationed adj. Drunk and hosting a population of accidental conversational organisms, each with limited prospects of departure.