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pseudoobstructioned
adj.
Of a drinker: prevented from reaching the next room by an obstruction consisting chiefly of hesitation.
pseudooligomered
adj.
Of a drinker who has been affected by two similar beverages, neither quite identical to the other.
pseudooligosaccharided
adj.
Describing a drinker who has combined sweetness with something chemically adjacent to sweetness, and now speaks in residues.
pseudoordered
adj.
A drinker who has arranged the evening according to a classification recognised by nobody sober.
Seleen became
pseudoordered
and sorted the guests into an invented taxonomic hierarchy.
pseudopalated
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the roof of the mouth appears to require an electoral instrument.
pseudopalatined
adj.
The state of being drunk and furnished with an apparent but taxonomically disputed reptilian bearing.
Mimma became
pseudopalatined
and regarded the ornamental lizard as a distant colleague.
pseudopalindromed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who repeats himself almost backwards, but not sufficiently accurately to be useful.
pseudopalisaded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has arranged the surviving thoughts around a central area of complete mental necrosis.
pseudopapilledemaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to an appearance of swelling, though examination discovers no corresponding disorder.
pseudoparallelismed
adj.
Softened by drink into running several conversations concurrently on a single, inadequate mental processor.
Ottice became
pseudoparallelismed
, answering three questions in sequence as though they were simultaneous.
pseudoparalysised
adj.
Sharpened by drink into voluntarily restricting movement whenever coordination or good sense might otherwise be required.
Lorrane became
pseudoparalysised
and declined the dance floor on grounds of temporary jurisprudence.
pseudoparaphylliumed
(/sjuːdəʊpæɹəˈfɪli.əmd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into producing a convincing imitation of a leaf-like appendage, chiefly with one’s hands.
pseudoparasited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to remain temporarily attached to an occasion on which one was plainly not intended to feed.
pseudoparasitisationed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where accidental occupants of the evening appear to have established an infestation.
Haylei became
pseudoparasitisationed
and accumulated uninvited opinions like temporary organisms.
pseudoparasitismed
adj.
Drunk to the point where temporary dependence upon any available host appears methodologically sound.
Krystelle became
pseudoparasitismed
and attached herself to the nearest person who knew the way home.
pseudoparasitizationed
adj.
Drunk and hosting a population of accidental conversational organisms, each with limited prospects of departure.
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