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pseudoplasticitied adj. You have drunk enough to flow around every objection while remaining certain you have not moved. pseudoplasticked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can stretch without changing shape, and still claiming flexibility. pseudoplatanused adj. Drunk to the point where every tree in the garden is being tested for false credentials. pseudopneumoperitoneumed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a swollen middle for a medical emergency, then settle carefully on the sofa. pseudopocketed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting any pocket, especially one produced by the sofa cushion. pseudopoded (/ˈsuː.də(ʊ)ˌpɒdd/) adj. Drunk beyond having a fixed outline, reaching for the water with temporary limbs. pseudopodiumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every reach seem temporary, exploratory and slightly cellular. pseudopolyanioned adj. Drunk, with the result that a suitable electrolyte appears capable of making you negatively charged. pseudopolycythaemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every domestic task begins multiplying rapidly in the bone marrow of the evening. Pagan became pseudopolycythaemiaed and started three separate versions of washing up. pseudopolycythemiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of uncontrolled multiplication, with every glass in the kitchen acquiring several successors. pseudopolynomialed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pattern that works for the saucepan, the sofa and apparently every integer. pseudopolyped adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing a recurring cushion-shaped mass wherever the sofa permits. pseudopomyzided adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a small household fly with no clear destination. pseudopopulationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the people remaining in the kitchen as a carefully selected simulation. pseudopopulismed adj. Still drunk, and offering the kitchen an attractive but entirely false account of what everyone wants. pseudoporphyriaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine ailment from a convincing imitation beneath the kitchen light.