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pseudopropositioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing statements which possess grammar but no discernible point. Ellenor grew pseudopropositioned, arguing that the bar towel implied a theory of ownership. pseudoproteased adj. The state of being drunk and armed with the appearance of analytical power, but lacking the residues required to act. pseudoproteined adj. Still drunk, and assembled from convincing conversational parts without quite possessing the expected substance. Hale remained pseudoproteined, answering every question with impressive structure and little nourishment. pseudoprotocoled adj. Too drunk to follow a proper procedure, but able to make the proceedings look accessibly organised. Vianeth went pseudoprotocoled and attempted to order a round according to an invented sequence. pseudoprotodioscinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a bitter herbal note as a complete account of the evening. pseudoproxied adj. Having drunk enough to reconstruct the distant past from a pub conversation and one unreliable memory. Khamyah grew pseudoproxied, using the night's empty glasses to chart ancient household temperatures. pseudopseudodementiaed adj. Having drunk more than the bar could reasonably explain, with confusion presenting in an unexpectedly organised fashion. Roemello was pseudopseudodementiaed, forgetting the evening in a remarkably orderly sequence. pseudopseudogouted adj. You have drunk enough to develop a convincing tenderness in the joints whenever another round is proposed. pseudopseudohypoparathyroidismed (/ˌsjuː.dəʊˌsjuː.dəʊˌhaɪ.pəʊ.pæɹ.əˈθaɪ.ɹɔɪd.ɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a family resemblance to sobriety without inheriting any of its useful symptoms. pseudopseudoseizured adj. Describing a drinker who jerks, pauses and recovers in a manner liable to be mistaken for deliberate pub theatrics. pseudopsychologied adj. A drinker who explains everyone at the bar using shallow theories and an increasingly personal vocabulary. Shylea got pseudopsychologied and diagnosed the barman's silence as a boundary issue. pseudopsychopathied adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary rudeness is presented as a carefully performed absence of feeling. pseudopteraned adj. The state of being drunk and soft, branching conversationally into every nearby discussion. Janace became pseudopteraned, spreading from the snug to the darts board without a clear purpose. pseudopterolided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become quietly destructive, with the damaging quality hidden beneath a pleasant surface. Sahniya was pseudopterolided, smiling politely while dismantling the evening's arrangements one by one. pseudopterostigmaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a conspicuous outer mark, making every movement seem more deliberate than it is. Seraphina looked pseudopterostigmaed, marked by a bright smear of sauce above one eye. pseudopterygiumed adj. Reduced by drink to an eye that appears to have acquired extra material, usually from contact with the bar. Odesser was pseudopterygiumed, with one reddened eye and a napkin adhering to the brow.