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pseudopticsed adj. Softened by drink into studying optical illusions wherever the pub's reflections offer them. pseudoptosised adj. Sharpened by drink into an expression of drooping concentration, while insisting the eyes remain fully operational. pseudopubertied adj. Loosened by drink into secondary development, including sudden confidence, poor timing and a fondness for loud music. Chenxi grew pseudopubertied and challenged the table next door to a dance neither had requested. pseudopunicined adj. Drunk in a way that resembles a remembered remedy, though no bottle can be found to support it. pseudopupaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy the solemn interval between larval enthusiasm and complete collapse. pseudopupiled adj. Having drunk enough to present a dark, shifting spot wherever the room is turned. Deyvi went pseudopupiled, following the rotating disco light with grave attention. pseudoquaternioned adj. Having drunk more than four-dimensional reasoning can accommodate, and settling for the coat stand. pseudoqueened adj. You have drunk enough to assume command of the colony, despite having misplaced the crown. pseudoquotiented adj. You are drunk and dividing every conversation into a remainder that nobody requested. pseudorabiesed (/ˌsudoʊˈreɪˌbizd/) adj. Of a drinker: nervously energetic, centrally disorganised, and awaiting a diagnosis from the taxi driver. pseudorabiesvirused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a contagious agitation and distributed it throughout the household. Marlane arrived pseudorabiesvirused, and three relatives soon began rearranging the furniture. pseudoracemated adj. Describing a drinker who has mixed opposing dispositions into one perfectly unstable solution. pseudoracismed adj. A drinker who invents distinctions within the company, then forgets which side they occupy. pseudoradicaled adj. A drinker so far gone that revolution is proposed, provided somebody else fetches the round. pseudorandom number generatored adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a succession of choices that look accidental but always end at toast. Kaenan was pseudorandom number generatored, selecting routes that converged upon the toaster. pseudorandomisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a process that appears arbitrary but repeatedly selects the nearest chair. Lakeeta became pseudorandomisationed, distributing solemn glances among the available seats.