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pseudorandomizationed adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of apparently accidental movements, ending beside the leftovers. pseudorandomnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where chance is simulated, chiefly by losing one's keys. Jkwon grew pseudorandomnessed and searched every pocket in a predetermined disorder. pseudoranged adj. Emboldened by drink to announce an approximate distance, usually to the nearest kebab shop. Belkis became pseudoranged and estimated the walk home at three heroic minutes. pseudoraphed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every split in the conversation requires a formal joining seam. Hichem went pseudoraphed, pausing at each conversational division before continuing. pseudorapiditied adj. Drunk and measuring the evening's velocity by angle, then stopping completely at the buffet. pseudorationalismed adj. Drunk to the point where every action receives a rational analysis, including eating mayonnaise with a fork. pseudorationalisted adj. Drunk enough to advocate universal reason while conducting a lengthy argument with the coat rack. Stefannie grew pseudorationalisted and submitted the coat rack to rigorous questioning. pseudoreactioned adj. Drunk past the point of responding positively to anything, including a clearly offered taxi. Cavari became pseudoreactioned, treating the taxi driver's invitation as a doubtful laboratory result. pseudoreaded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the text is real, though every invented word appears confidently familiar. pseudorealismed adj. Drunk in a way that presents an altered reality as authentic, particularly the belief that the sofa is a bed. pseudorealisted adj. Describing a drinker who makes the uncomfortable parts of the evening look reassuringly ordinary to everyone present. pseudorealitied adj. A drinker who persuades the table that an invented version of the evening is the one everyone remembers. Brayle became pseudorealitied and insisted the landlord had personally invited the entire party upstairs. pseudoreceptored adj. A drinker so far gone that every social signal is received without the mechanism needed to act on it. pseudorecollectioned adj. The state of being drunk and confidently remembering conversations that the other participants had to invent. pseudorecombinanted adj. The condition of a drinker who joins unrelated conversations into one account, involving everyone within earshot. Sanquenetta got pseudorecombinanted and merged the wedding toast with a dispute about parking. pseudorecombinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has exchanged conversational material with everyone present, usually without preserving its origin.