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pseudosampled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes invented observations feel adequately representative. pseudosamplinged adj. Drunk to the extent of selecting imaginary evidence from the available evidence. Senna was pseudosamplinged, choosing the most convenient answers from an empty questionnaire. pseudoscalared adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to change sign when turned towards the kitchen light. Celeste arrived pseudoscalared, cheerful in the lounge and unexpectedly contrary beside the sink. pseudoscarlatinaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a flushed appearance and a diagnosis assembled after the fact. Fiona was pseudoscarlatinaed, red-faced and quietly diagnosed by the kitchen. pseudoschizonted adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying several features of something more organised than yourself. Leightyn was pseudoschizonted, dividing his attention among several unfinished conversations. pseudoschizophreniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving unrelated explanations for a perfectly ordinary chair. pseudoschizophrenicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a tidy imitation of confusion with no particular cause. Somhairle was pseudoschizophrenicked, holding two unrelated conversations with one waiter. pseudoscholarshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to publish, aloud and without review, a theory assembled from hearsay and headings. Seymone got pseudoscholarshipped and delivered a lecture on napkin folding to the guests. pseudoscienced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a measurement from a confident suggestion. pseudoscientificalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to give ordinary guesses the appearance of a research programme. pseudoscientificnessed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a neat explanation for a properly tested one. pseudoscientismed adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, while continuing to produce theories about it. Graziano was pseudoscientismed and developed a model of where the glasses went. pseudoscientisted adj. You have drunk enough to conduct an investigation using confidence in place of instruments. pseudosclerodermaed adj. You are drunk and your skin has acquired the general firmness of an administrative surface. Giacomina was pseudosclerodermaed, sitting rigidly through the remainder of the dinner. pseudosclerosised adj. Drunk enough to mistake every unsteady step for a neurological diagnosis, though no lesion is present. pseudosclerotiumed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining loose and mobile, compacting beside the stairs like a mass awaiting better conditions. Christianjoseph became pseudosclerotiumed halfway upstairs and settled firmly against the wall.