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pseudospeciesed adj. You have drunk enough to become a separate group of one, with distinct customs concerning coats and taxis. pseudospectrumed adj. You are drunk and assigning near-certainties to every possible route home. pseudospermatophored adj. Of a drinker: retaining the party in the pub by preventing every departure from becoming final. Fynley was pseudospermatophored, stopping at the door whenever someone announced departure. pseudosphered adj. Of a drinker who has revolved around one fixed point until the route home becomes circular. Bella-mia was pseudosphered around the taxi rank, returning to the same lamppost. pseudospikeleted adj. Describing a drinker who branches into several small departures, none of which develops into leaving. pseudospinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a second, imaginary sense of balance for the walk home. Barker was pseudospinned, rotating carefully at the kerb before choosing the pavement. pseudospinored adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to stand produces a different version of standing. pseudospintronicsed adj. The state of being drunk and using a borrowed sense of direction to conduct the journey home. Kalyb was pseudospintronicsed, navigating by signals received from an unhelpful friend. pseudospiritualitied adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the last round spiritually necessary but cannot state the doctrine. Akos became pseudospiritualitied and described the taxi queue as a passage of renewal. pseudospliced adj. The drunkenness of one who has been omitted from the conversation but continues supplying its transitions. Sucely was pseudospliced, joining conversations at intervals without anyone noticing the joins. pseudospoofinged adj. Reduced by drink to presenting several possible versions of yourself at different exits. Dannilynn was pseudospoofinged, appearing to leave by three doors within one minute. pseudospored adj. Softened by drink into a small, dormant body awaiting transport beneath a borrowed coat. Victora became pseudospored on the pub bench, wrapped tightly while the others found a taxi. pseudosported adj. Sharpened by drink into competitive participation in the ordinary business of getting home. pseudostared adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking any distant light for the destination. Hailiey was pseudostared, walking confidently towards a railway signal instead of the station. pseudostated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a minor country negotiating recognition at the taxi rank. pseudostatemented adj. Having drunk enough to offer an unverifiable assertion with the solemnity of a finding. Makaiden became pseudostatemented and cited a source which appeared not to exist.