pseudothrombosised
pseudotriangulationed

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pseudothrombosised adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning as though every route through it had become obstructed. pseudothrombused adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking a harmless scan-shadow for a blockage and directing everyone accordingly.
pseudothumbed adj. Loosened by drink into treating an almost-thumb as sufficient equipment for every ill-considered task. pseudotimed adj. Emboldened by drink to assign yourself a developmental age and make decisions appropriate to it. Glin got pseudotimed and announced that his cells had entered a promising new phase. pseudotirolitided adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, coiled certainty of a fossil making its way across the bar. Heylee became pseudotirolitided and took twelve minutes to choose between two identical lagers. pseudotoleranced adj. Drunk and demanding stronger measures for reasons no physician, barman, or sober friend can establish. Jiwan got pseudotoleranced and requested a larger measure on entirely experimental grounds. pseudotoothed adj. Drunk to the point where every bony protuberance acquires the authority of a tooth. pseudotopazed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a convincing imitation for the real stone and stake the evening on it. pseudotorticollised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your head aligned with what your eyes are attempting to inspect. pseudotrajectoried adj. Drunk beyond following the true route, while maintaining complete confidence in a plausible alternative. pseudotransductioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes contamination look like a deliberate message and every accident transmissible. Freya-may was pseudotransductioned, treating a spilled drink as a deliberate message transmitted across the kitchen. pseudotrefoiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every knot you make resembles a three-lobed diagram and is declared intentional. pseudotriakided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a false shark seem sufficiently authoritative to advise on maritime matters. pseudotrialed adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the same decision several times and calling the results a study. pseudotriangled adj. Drunk on the strength of three touching objects, between which you confidently declare a navigable region. Lecil got pseudotriangled and mapped a route between the bar stools with surveying precision.
pseudotriangulationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and partitioning the room into imaginary three-cornered territories. Sebella became pseudotriangulationed and assigned each table a separate geometric jurisdiction.