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pseudotrichomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sprouting a convincing but entirely unhelpful fringe of opinions. Khylin went pseudotrichomed and began grooming the bar towel as though it were a crest. pseudotrichonotided adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that disappearing beneath the nearest surface is a sound survival strategy. pseudotrimered adj. Still drunk, and presenting three separate intentions as one coherent plan. Kini went pseudotrimered and presented three intentions as one coherent plan. pseudotrisaccharided adj. Too drunk to distinguish three connected courses from one complicated mouthful, or to stop ordering either. Tishawn went pseudotrisaccharided and treated the dessert menu as a single carbohydrate. pseudotropined adj. Sufficiently drunk to choose the wrong route through a familiar body and defend the resulting posture. pseudotrunked adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a mass of roots, coats, and luggage for solid support. Kansas got pseudotrunked and leaned against the coat pile, confident it was part of the building. pseudotrypsinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can digest, and now treating every conversation as something to break down. pseudotuberculosised adj. You have drunk enough to present a convincing imitation of collapse while remaining inconveniently active. Djellona got pseudotuberculosised and persuaded the landlord that the sofa required quarantine. pseudotumor cerebried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a headache from the kitchen's general atmosphere. Hartsell sat beside the sink, pseudotumor cerebried, and requested the quietest glass of water. pseudotumored adj. You are drunk and carrying one enlarged, immovable idea which everyone else is expected to diagnose. Knightley became pseudotumored and insisted the hatstand was the central issue of the evening. pseudotumoured adj. Of a drinker: enlarged around one mistaken certainty, which has acquired the appearance of a substantial problem. Jameil got pseudotumoured and treated a misplaced coaster as an urgent structural matter. pseudoturbinaled adj. Drunk beyond recognising the nose as a boundary, and investigating every room by smell. pseudotympanumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the fish on the wallpaper seem to be listening. Amber-jade was pseudotympanumed, whispering household news towards the aquarium. pseudotyped adj. Drunk, with the result that two incompatible sorts of evening have acquired the same outer coat. pseudotypinged adj. Drunk to a degree that exchanges the evening's usual covering for whatever is nearest. pseudoungulated adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing the kitchen like a large grazing animal, without grazing.