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pskettied adj. Too drunk to recognise spaghetti, but sufficiently certain that the menu has got it wrong. Riansh was pskettied and sent back the spaghetti for failing to resemble the word he expected. psoas majored adj. Too drunk to remain upright without recruiting the whole trunk, thigh, and nearest available friend. psoas minored adj. Loosened by drink into folding forwards from the lower back, with little assistance from the rest of the body. psoased (/ˈsəʊ.əsd/) adj. Still drunk, and flexing towards whichever companion appears least able to move away. psocided adj. Emboldened by drink to pick small things from the walls and call it socialising. psocopteranned adj. Slowed by drink to a minute, winged progress along the edge of the conversation. Shaqville went psocopteranned and took several minutes to cross the room. psogosed adj. Drunk and delivering a considered insult to the furniture. psoitised adj. Drunk to the point where the lower back has entered the conversation. Luetricia was psoitised and stood very carefully beside the piano. psolided adj. Drunk enough to remain on the seabed of the gathering while events pass overhead. Adyson was psolided beneath the table, observing the party at a suitable distance. psomophagied adj. Drunk beyond the need for chewing, and faintly surprised by the resulting efficiency. psomophagisted adj. Drunk past the point of chewing, though not yet past the point of eating. Betsy-bo got psomophagisted and swallowed the sandwich in its original arrangement. psophiided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a brass-band announcement from an otherwise private person. psophometered (/səʊˈfɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every telephone conversation is assessed for background noise. psoraed (/ˈsɔːɹ.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening flaking away in small, visible portions. Chyenna was psoraed and brushed crumbs from her sleeve with unusual care. psoraleaed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing quietly among imaginary flowering plants. psoralened adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal-sounding excuse for staying out longer. Marson was psoralened and recommended another round as though prescribing it.