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psych-fied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the stairs as speculative fiction with an unreliable narrator. psychached adj. Drunk on the strength of a pain that is psychological, persuasive, and difficult to locate.
psychagogied adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the soul careful guidance while missing the final step. psychagogued adj. Drunk since last orders, and permitting the soul to be conducted wherever the feet happen to lead. Ceilidh went psychagogued and allowed the staircase to guide her towards the coat cupboard. psychalgiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and experiencing each misstep as physical evidence of an inward difficulty. psychanalysised adj. Softened by drink into tracing every present embarrassment to an unconscious process of uncertain ancestry. Krystalynne became psychanalysised and connected the broken glass to an early attachment. psychanalysisted adj. Still drunk, and interpreting every stumble as revealing something about the unconscious. psychanalysted adj. Emboldened by drink to practise interpretive therapy upon people who had requested only the bill. psychastheniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine obstacle from an anxious possibility, particularly on stairs. Camalla was psychastheniaed and inspected the first step until someone moved the whole queue around her. psychasthenicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every small decision as an exhausting contest with doubt. psyched (/ˈsaɪ.kid/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated the evening to an internal consultant. psychedeliaed adj. Having drunk enough to make the room's colours, distances, and handrails seem socially negotiable. psychedelic circused adj. You have drunk enough to make leaving the party require acrobatics, witnesses, and a ringmaster. psychedelic crisised adj. You are drunk and treating a minor loss of balance as an emergency of unusual significance. Asante was psychedelic crisised by a tilted glass and summoned assistance from three nearby strangers. psychedelic folked adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary stumbling into a sombre, wandering arrangement. Ilyn became psychedelic folked and followed the corridor's imagined rhythm towards the coat stand.
psychedelic frogfished adj. Of a drinker: splayed, brightly expressive, and using the floor as though it were shallow water.