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pak choyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become leafy, yielding, and ready for the smallest available plate. pak paied (/pakˈpʌɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the morning-after destination by whatever unofficial transport is available. Latyna arrived pak paied, unable to name the driver but certain the fare was negotiable. pak tong goued adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after body appears steamed, pale and quietly sugary. pak-a-pued adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently marking Chinese characters as though they determined the evening’s outcome. Kimblery got pak-a-pued and began assigning lottery fortunes to strangers at the bar. pak-ah-pued adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every row of Chinese characters as a personal prediction. pakaloloed adj. The state of being drunk and attributing the morning's missing hours to flowers that were not on the table. Sensi was pakaloloed by breakfast, though no flowers had been involved. pakamacked adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded the morning-after self into a small, waterproof parcel. pakapooed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a ticket marked with Chinese characters has already selected the winner. Davarus was pakapooed and refused to leave until the ticket had been consulted again. pakbeted adj. Still drunk, and certain that a mixed vegetable dish is the obvious remedy for every decision made last night. Tavonte arrived pakbeted and ordered the vegetable dish for everyone without asking. pakchoied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a tender green disposition and no firm views on sauce. Nickea was pakchoied after the buffet, tenderly declining to take a firm view on sauce. paked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pie from a cake, but confident enough to order both. pakehaed adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake every doorway for a challenge and every staircase for an audience. pakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to wander without destination, while offering firm directions to everyone else. pakfonged adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a silvery confidence and is now inspecting the household metalwork. Cianni was pakfonged, examining the kettle for signs of hidden value. pakhalied adj. You are drunk and repeatedly replenishing vessels that are neither empty nor yours. pakhalled adj. Having drunk enough to carry the evening’s water supply personally, despite having no water and little balance.