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pak choyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become leafy, yielding, and ready for the smallest available plate. Deajia was pak choyed and accepted the serving spoon as a ceremonial object. pak paied (/pakˈpʌɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the morning-after destination by whatever unofficial transport is available. Latyna arrived pak paied, unable to name the driver but certain the fare was negotiable. pak tong goued adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after body appears steamed, pale and quietly sugary. Zsolt woke pak tong goued, soft-spoken and white-faced beside the untouched toast. pak-a-pued adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently marking Chinese characters as though they determined the evening’s outcome. Kimblery got pak-a-pued and began assigning lottery fortunes to strangers at the bar. pak-ah-pued adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every row of Chinese characters as a personal prediction. Faynell became pak-ah-pued and announced that the next ticket would settle the argument. pakaloloed adj. The state of being drunk and attributing the morning's missing hours to flowers that were not on the table. Litzy was pakaloloed, blaming the absent biscuits on an evening involving entirely different flowers. pakamacked adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded the morning-after self into a small, waterproof parcel. Runar was pakamacked beneath a blanket, compact, creased and unwilling to unfold. pakapooed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a ticket marked with Chinese characters has already selected the winner. Davarus was pakapooed and refused to leave until the ticket had been consulted again. pakbeted adj. Still drunk, and certain that a mixed vegetable dish is the obvious remedy for every decision made last night. Tavonte arrived pakbeted and ordered the vegetable dish for everyone without asking. pakchoied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a tender green disposition and no firm views on sauce. Tandria grew pakchoied and passed the evening approving every condiment. paked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pie from a cake, but confident enough to order both. Rosonda got paked and asked whether the piecake required a fork or a birthday candle. pakehaed adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake every doorway for a challenge and every staircase for an audience. Zamarria got pakehaed and attempted the stairs with the confidence of a much larger expedition. pakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to wander without destination, while offering firm directions to everyone else. Tyaun became pakered and confidently led the party towards a closed railway entrance. pakfonged adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a silvery confidence and is now inspecting the household metalwork. Cianni was pakfonged, examining the kettle for signs of hidden value. pakhalied adj. You are drunk and repeatedly replenishing vessels that are neither empty nor yours. Markeith got pakhalied and topped up every glass within reach, including his own twice. pakhalled adj. Having drunk enough to carry the evening’s water supply personally, despite having no water and little balance. Sumter went pakhalled and volunteered to transport refreshments across the entire car park.