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psycho-functionalismed adj. Drunk to the point where every failed journey home is explained by an ingenious model of the mind. psycho-functionalisted adj. You are drunk and replacing behaviourist explanations with elaborate accounts of what your mind is actually doing.
psychoacousticianed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself authority on how the room, speech and every glass ought to sound. Jaice grew psychoacousticianed and corrected the pub's acoustics between mouthfuls. psychoacousticsed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every noise as evidence about the mind's encounter with sound. psychoactivationed adj. A drinker who has acquired a second activation, attributable less to thought than to the substance presently circulating. psychoactived adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's chemical influence appears to have taken charge of the mind. psychoactivitied adj. The state of being drunk and demonstrably capable of altering the mental processes of those nearby. psychoanaled adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting hidden motives wherever two people happen to be standing together. psychoanalepticked adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the evening's remedies to restore mental health, without consulting anyone qualified. psychoanalysered adj. The drunkenness of one who interprets every hesitation as an unconscious connection requiring immediate discussion. Stephanie grew psychoanalysered, treating a delayed reply as evidence requiring immediate discussion. psychoanalysised adj. Loosened by drink into discovering unconscious connections among the evening's remarks, silences and regrettable gestures. Mayah became psychoanalysised and linked the missing umbrella to an unexamined desire for escape. psychoanalysted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every reply requires an interpretation before it can be answered. psychoanalyticsed adj. Drunk and treating the evening as a network of unconscious processes, all apparently available for inspection. Muse became psychoanalyticsed and charted the table's hidden attachments on a beer mat. psychoanalyzered adj. Reduced by drink to interpreting the unconscious motives of strangers, furniture and one's own coat. psychobabbled (/ˈsaɪkəʊbab(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the point where mundane inconveniences require several impressive psychological terms and no practical remedy.
psychobabblered adj. Drunk enough to discuss ordinary failures in grand psychological jargon, preferably before an audience has escaped.