psychogeophysicsed
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psychogeophysicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen's surfaces as forces acting on the mind. psychogeriatricianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and prescribing the elderly remedies of slippers, cocoa, and an early night.
psychogeriatricsed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a gentle psychiatric ward round of the sleeping household. psychogerontologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every creak, pause, and forgotten glass as a psychological feature of ageing. psychogerontologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish ageing from last night's effects, but prepared to study both on the sofa. Saburo was psychogerontologisted, examining his slippers as evidence of a long decline. psychognosied adj. Having drunk enough to assess everyone's character from how they hold a glass of water. psychogonied adj. Having drunk more than the household can explain, and investigating where each mind began. Gurnaik was psychogonied, asking whether the kitchen or the sofa had produced the evening's mood. psychogramed adj. You have drunk enough to turn your mental state into a chart, with the sofa marked as recovery. psychographed adj. You are drunk and allowing an unseen domestic spirit to write messages in spilled water. psychographered adj. Of a drinker: apparently possessed by the household, and writing instructions on whatever is nearby. psychographicsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the household to attitudes, habits, and the purchasing of more biscuits. psychographied adj. The state of being drunk and apparently letting an occupying spirit write the household notes. psychographisted adj. Describing a drinker who lets the spirits handle the shopping list and the handwriting. psychographologied adj. A drinker so far gone that the shopping list reveals a complete personality, including its preference for crisps. psychographologisted adj. A drinker who studies the handwriting on the shopping list for evidence of character, while sitting down.
psychoheresied adj. The condition of a drinker who combines earnest counselling with a distinctly unorthodox prayer beside the sofa.