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pakhanated (/pəˈkɑːneɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has organised the household into rival factions and expects tribute from both. Nisha became pakhanated and appointed herself governor of the kitchen after two bottles. pakhavajed (/pəˈkɑːwʌdʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires two opposing beats and a barrel for emphasis. Shamra was pakhavajed and drummed the table whenever anyone reached a conclusion. pakhawajed adj. The state of being drunk and furnishing every statement with a deep, two-sided accompaniment. Marcelle became pakhawajed and turned the coffee table into an evening’s percussion section. pakicetided adj. The condition of a drinker who has evolved beyond sensible conversation but retains confidence in the fossil record. Huron got pakicetided and claimed the taxi rank represented an important stage of evolution. pakihied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, waterlogged and unexpectedly difficult to retrieve. Kaliona went pakihied and sank into the sofa with complete confidence in the arrangement. pakirikiried adj. Reduced by drink to a blue-cod confidence, staring steadily while contributing little to the discussion. Myrlin became pakirikiried and watched the buffet with the fixed attention of a fish. pakked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a portable load, prepared for removal without consultation. Arias was pakked before the speeches ended and was collected from the hallway. paklavaed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's flaky layers from coming apart in the hand. Jaraad was paklavaed, scattering napkins while explaining the taxi arrangements. pakodaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a deep-fried morsel, yet still determined to enter every conversation. Swanda became pakodaed and took several minutes to cross the room for an unnecessary opinion. pakodanomicsed adj. Softened by drink into economic certainty, proposing bold reforms whose costs remain conveniently theoretical. Anca got pakodanomicsed and redesigned the pub’s pricing structure on a napkin. pakodied adj. Drunk and moving like battered food through hot oil, with confidence surviving each uncertain turn. Capria went pakodied and navigated the crowded kitchen by the least direct route available. pakolled adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, round-topped confidence that no weather or advice can dislodge. Anthonio was pakolled and refused the coat because his hat had assumed responsibility for warmth. pakololoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning assigning alcoholic memories to a different kind of smoke. Darvell was pakololoed, describing last night's pub as though it had involved a pipe. pakoraed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and now regarding fried vegetables as a complete supper. Lafayette was pakoraed, arranging the remaining fried pieces beside a glass of water. pakshaed adj. You have drunk enough to divide the night into two equal halves, both requiring tea. Ruca was pakshaed by midnight, with one glass of water for each side of the evening. paktonged adj. A drinker who is made up of several spirits, closely resembling composure from a distance. Virgal was paktonged, appearing polished until he attempted the kitchen doorway.