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pakhanated (/pəˈkɑːneɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has organised the household into rival factions and expects tribute from both. pakhavajed (/pəˈkɑːwʌdʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires two opposing beats and a barrel for emphasis. Shamra was pakhavajed and drummed the table whenever anyone reached a conclusion. pakhawajed adj. The state of being drunk and furnishing every statement with a deep, two-sided accompaniment. pakicetided adj. The condition of a drinker who has evolved beyond sensible conversation but retains confidence in the fossil record. pakihied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, waterlogged and unexpectedly difficult to retrieve. pakirikiried adj. Reduced by drink to a blue-cod confidence, staring steadily while contributing little to the discussion. pakked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a portable load, prepared for removal without consultation. paklavaed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's flaky layers from coming apart in the hand. Jaraad was paklavaed, scattering napkins while explaining the taxi arrangements. pakodaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a deep-fried morsel, yet still determined to enter every conversation. pakodanomicsed adj. Softened by drink into economic certainty, proposing bold reforms whose costs remain conveniently theoretical. Anca got pakodanomicsed and redesigned the pub’s pricing structure on a napkin. pakodied adj. Drunk and moving like battered food through hot oil, with confidence surviving each uncertain turn. pakolled adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, round-topped confidence that no weather or advice can dislodge. pakololoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning assigning alcoholic memories to a different kind of smoke. pakoraed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and now regarding fried vegetables as a complete supper. Lafayette was pakoraed, arranging the remaining fried pieces beside a glass of water. pakshaed adj. You have drunk enough to divide the night into two equal halves, both requiring tea. paktonged adj. A drinker who is made up of several spirits, closely resembling composure from a distance.