psychoneurosised
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psychoneurosised adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor social hesitation becomes a private crisis requiring several witnesses. psychoneuroticked (/sʌɪkəʊnjʊˈɹɒtɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every ordinary choice feel ominous to the people waiting beside you. Allex was psychoneuroticked and asked Darelle to approve each step towards the bathroom.
psychonned adj. Reduced by drink to one small point of awareness, which everyone else must continually address. Luismiguel became psychonned and made the whole table confirm that his glass remained present. psychonomicsed adj. Drunk to the extent of testing strict laws of conversation on friends who merely wanted their coats. Eveana became psychonomicsed and tried to measure Shirlann's reactions to increasingly poor jokes. psychonomied adj. Drunk on the strength of a personal theory explaining everyone's behaviour, including their attempts to leave. Inese became psychonomied, explaining every departure as evidence supporting the theory. psychonosologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and cataloguing ordinary social discomforts as though the room were a clinic. Marista became psychonosologied and classified Krishav's yawn before offering any sympathy. psychooncologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every difficult feeling in the room as a case requiring gentle discussion. psychoonomasticsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning psychological histories to everyone according to their names. Stephfon got psychoonomasticsed and explained what Aljay's name revealed about his childhood. psychopannychied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every absent companion as temporarily unavailable rather than definitively gone. Tilan became psychopannychied and kept Maitham's place at the table until the lights came on. psychopannychismed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the evening's missing people are merely asleep until a later gathering. psychopannychisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a postponed conversation from one that has ended, leaving companions waiting beside you. psychoparesised adj. Having drunk enough to surrender simple decisions to the nearest bystander, including where to sit and when to go. Agasthya became psychoparesised and asked Hayde to choose his chair, meal and route home. psychopathed (/ˈsaɪkoʊˌpæθd/) adj. Slowed by drink to considering every conversation chiefly an opportunity for personal advantage. psychopathicked (/ˈsaɪkoʊˌpæθɪkd/) adj. Drunk and charming enough to make borrowing the taxi seem like your suggestion. Edrena was psychopathicked and left the party with someone else's umbrella. psychopathied (/saɪˈkɒpəθid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that charm is doing more work than judgement. Nateesha was psychopathied and persuaded the barman that the tab was philosophical.
psychopathisted adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary pause requires a provisional diagnosis.