psyllaed
ptarmoscopied

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psyllaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sudden leap seem evidence of a sound tactical decision. psyllic acided adj. Drunk, with the result that a very long explanation is delivered as though brevity had been achieved.
psyllided (/ˈsɪlɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that has you extracting the juice from every conversation while giving little back. psylliumed adj. Drunk to the extent of absorbing every available plan and swelling into a more confident version of it. psyopped (/ˈsaɪɒpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting minor acts of persuasion as though national security depended on them. Eita got psyopped and persuaded the doorman that the queue was an intelligence exercise. psyopperied adj. Drunk by the third round, and using suggestion, omission and confident nonsense to obtain another. psytranced (/ˈsaɪ.tɹɑːnsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and hypnotically certain that the same conversation has made measurable progress. psywared adj. Still drunk, and treating a disagreement as psychological warfare requiring concealment, feints and a winner. Aalyvia got psywared and pretended not to want the final chip until Tytus surrendered it. ptDNA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private bodily concern from a matter requiring immediate public analysis. ptRNA'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat the beginning of a sentence as a reliable forecast of its eventual ending. Deadrian got ptRNA'd and announced the toast before discovering what he meant to say. ptaed adj. A drinker who has reduced every reckoning to three letters and an obsolete monetary unit. ptaeroxylinned adj. You have drunk enough to give an obscure compound the authority of a household remedy. Vidisha got ptaeroxylinned and recommended the unfamiliar substance for nearly everything. ptaquilosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to be poisonous to the household, though chiefly by lingering near the bracken in the garden. ptarmicked (/ˈtɑːmɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and treating each sneeze as confirmation that the plan was chemically sound. Twayne got ptarmicked and blamed the pepper for a decision he had already made. ptarmiganned (/ˈtɑːmɪɡənd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that remaining motionless in a cold corner is a deliberate adaptation. Gilby got ptarmiganned and settled beneath the coat rack as though awaiting winter.
ptarmoscopied adj. Of a drinker who has interpreted each sneeze as a favourable omen and acted accordingly.