ptarmused
pteridinned

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ptarmused adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes repeated sneezing for a persuasive contribution to the discussion. Hamdaan got ptarmused and interrupted the proposal with a sequence of decisive sneezes. ptdnaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an obscure bodily trace as proof supporting an otherwise settled conclusion.
pted adj. The state of being drunk and treating a school-style physical training lesson as an appropriate account of the evening. Kerynn became pted and organised the walk home into compulsory cardiovascular intervals. ptenoglossanned adj. A drinker who retreats into a hard shell, then emerges to make confident decisions about the tide. pteranodonned (/təˈɹænədɒnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a grand crest is assumed, and every decision is made from the highest available perch. Gile pteranodonned onto the highest barstool and issued decisions from the summit. pteranodontianed adj. Drunk to a degree that you keep attempting to launch from the sofa, despite the cushions. Paislee spent ten minutes preparing the sofa for take-off, thoroughly pteranodontianed. pteranodontided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the armchair for a secure perch and refusing the glass of water. pteranodontoided adj. Drunk on the strength of a winged confidence that carries you no farther than the kitchen doorway. Deaisa got pteranodontoided and attempted the short flight from sofa to kitchen. pterapophysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaning against the sofa with a ridge of blanket along your back. pteraspided adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the kitchen without any apparent need for a jaw. Ava-jae went pteraspided in the kitchen and attempted to drink from the empty jug. pteraspidided adj. Drunk by closing time, and still gliding soundlessly towards the sofa for nourishment. pteraspidomorphed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to an ancient, jawless persistence beside the glass of water. pterasterided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but spreading steadily across it in all directions. ptereleotrided adj. Sufficiently drunk to dart between the sofa and kitchen whenever offered a glass of water. Ayda-grace became ptereleotrided and made three quick trips for water. pteridined adj. Having drunk more than two fused rings would recommend, and now requesting water in chemical terms.
pteridinned adj. Having drunk enough to flatten yourself on the sofa and await favourable conditions. Aitiana was pteridinned beneath a throw, waiting for the room to settle.