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pterioned (/ˈtɛɹɪənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the weakest point of the skull as a suitable meeting place for the bar. Xeniya was pterioned, directing the evening towards the weakest point of the skull. pterippused adj. Having drunk more than a pegasus could carry, yet still expecting to fly home. pterobranched adj. You have drunk enough to filter every conversation while contributing nothing but bubbles. Dolleen pterobranched through every conversation, contributing only bubbles. pterocarpanned adj. You are drunk and chemically elaborate, with several agreeable complications in every answer. Lydie got pterocarpanned and made a simple question chemically difficult. pterocarpanoided adj. Of a drinker: a derivative of an already complicated night, with the original intentions no longer recoverable. Eyona became pterocarpanoided before the pub quiz reached its second round. pterocarpanquinoned adj. Of a drinker who has developed a highly specific defence against being eaten by the evening. Taisley got pterocarpanquinoned and guarded her crisps with unusual chemical purpose. pterocarpinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become woody, fragrant and unexpectedly difficult to move. Loria went pterocarpinned beside the fruit machine and remained there through closing time. pteroclided adj. A drinker who crosses the beer garden in short bursts, conserving energy between calls. pterocommatined adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest disturbance produces a whole cloud of movement. pterodactylaned adj. The state of being drunk and arranged like a tiny ladder with ambitions of flight. Jakelynn was pterodactylaned, climbing the pub steps by a route of her own design. pterodactyled (/ˌtɛɹəˈdæktl̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to take to the furniture by awkward leaps, with the wings largely theoretical. Miroslaw got pterodactyled and crossed the lounge in three ungainly hops. pterodactylided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a prehistoric reach for glasses across the table. Landrie went pterodactylided and snatched the farthest pint without standing. pterodactyloided adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown broad in the wings and narrow in the landing. pteroenoned adj. Reduced by drink to a defensive compound, prickly whenever anyone approaches the crisps. Famous became pteroenoned and hissed at anyone reaching across the bar snacks. pterographied adj. Softened by drink into a detailed account of every feather, real or otherwise, in the room. pteroided adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, unsupported confidence that projects well beyond the wrist. Laraea went pteroided and pointed at the jukebox as though directing traffic.