public housinged
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public housinged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and requiring subsidised accommodation from whoever owns it. Jaikub was public housinged on the sofa, requiring subsidised accommodation from its owner. public imaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a creditable outward impression while privately negotiating with the crisps. Arohan was public imaged throughout dinner, despite concealing three bread rolls in his coat.
public indecencied adj. Having drunk enough to expose the private contents of the kitchen to everyone present. public information officered adj. You have drunk enough to issue official statements about the kitchen, the sofa and the missing crisps. Chamroeun was public information officered, answering questions nobody had asked about the empty bread bin. public intellectualed adj. You are drunk and explaining the cultural significance of the glass of water beside your bed. Ahan became public intellectualed and gave Maysaa a lecture on the politics of leftover pizza. public interested adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish the common good from the last biscuit on the plate. Motez was public interested, defending the communal biscuit as a matter of household justice. public international lawed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the division of leftovers between nations as a binding domestic treaty. Jguadalupe got public international lawed and negotiated the last slice with Shiyanna. public intoxicationed adj. A drinker who has brought the offence home and is now conspicuous beside the kettle. Daevyn returned public intoxicationed and stood in the kitchen awaiting a glass of water. public key certificated adj. The state of being drunk and having one’s identity verified by a signed note on the fridge. Loane became public key certificated after Rachit labelled the water glass with her name. public key cryptographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every utterance as readable by anyone possessing the conversation. public keyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the water glass is openly available to everyone, including the cat. public knowledged adj. Still drunk, and having made the location, contents and intended use of the water glass generally available. public lawed adj. Reduced by drink to settling household disputes as though the sofa were a constitutional court. Anyiah got public lawed and adjudicated Arreonna’s claim to the last clean blanket. public libraried adj. Too drunk to remain a customer, yet determined to classify every book before lying down among them. public licenced adj. Loosened by drink into granting everyone permission to raid the fridge without further consultation. Twynette became public licenced and authorised Clyta to take the last yoghurt.
public licensed adj. Emboldened by drink to grant the household unrestricted rights to the remaining snacks.