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palaeobasinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an extinct channel through which every conversation must once have flowed. Tatsuko went palaeobasinned and made each guest retrace how the discussion had reached her. palaeobathymetried adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the depth of every silence while companions wait for you to resurface. Latrease sat palaeobathymetried, estimating the depth of each pause before answering. palaeobatrachided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sits very still, watches the room and leaps at crisps. Sephira went palaeobatrachided beneath the television, motionless until the crisps arrived. palaeobeached adj. Drunk by closing time, and stranded among your companions after the social tide has withdrawn. Ellyonna finished palaeobeached beside the taxi rank, while friends negotiated her return. palaeobiochemistried adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain every friendship as an ancient reaction requiring a controlled environment. Rusbel went palaeobiochemistried and described the party as a chain of unstable social reactions. palaeobiocoenosised adj. Loosened by drink into a complete little ecosystem, supporting several conversations and one abandoned half. Coraima became palaeobiocoenosised in the snug, sustaining three chats and a neglected lager. palaeobiodiversitied adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue the vanished abundance of life, then unable to find the lavatory. Aavin became palaeobiodiversitied and mourned species no one had mentioned over the crisps. palaeobiogeographered adj. Having drunk more than your companions can tolerate, and redistributing them across several vanished social continents. Jahmeek grew palaeobiogeographered and assigned each friend to a different extinct homeland. palaeobiogeographied adj. You are drunk and relocating the people around you according to an obsolete map of the party. Krishell went palaeobiogeographied and moved three friends into a prehistoric seating arrangement. palaeobiogeologied adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed the party's social strata from ancient fragments and made everyone hear the findings. Neziyah grew palaeobiogeologied and dated each friendship by its earliest surviving anecdote. palaeobiologied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of prehistoric life, especially when asked to leave the bar. Daisy- became palaeobiologied and took several minutes to recognise that closing time applied to her. palaeobiologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every living thing in the pub, including the landlord. Siddhi got palaeobiologisted and began identifying the bar staff by evolutionary advantage. palaeobiomechanicsed adj. Drunk and applying the laws of leverage, balance and extinct locomotion to the walk home. Dawnita went palaeobiomechanicsed and tested the handrail as though reconstructing an ancient gait. palaeobotanied adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying ancient plants in the wallpaper while everyone else asks for the keys. Lanel became palaeobotanied and identified extinct vegetation in the pub's decorative border. palaeobotanisted adj. Reduced by drink to studying the plant life in every room while companions wait beside the coat rack. Ingrida became palaeobotanisted and examined the host's fern instead of meeting the taxi. palaeoburrowed adj. Too drunk to leave the hollow in which you have settled, though it is plainly recent. Jakela was palaeoburrowed beneath the coats before anyone noticed.